My name is Pasquale Parisi, but everyone knows me as Patsy. I work for a guy named Paulie Walnuts, and it's slowly killing me inside. I'm also a proud Catholic. I had a kid brother named Philly...well, kid brother by 11 minutes...you see, we were twins, identical. But some years back someone had him whacked out. I'm pretty sure I know who was responsible...but what can ya do? I've been stepped over for a while, but things are looking up now that my son is engaged to Tony Soprano's daughter. Anyway, these days, you'll find me carrying out various duties for the Soprano family and if you ever need a suit, come to me and I'll take care of you.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Christopher Columbus, Gary Cooper, and my brother.
