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Empress Josephine

the lady of the house

About Me

I came into the natural world on April 1, 2004. Orphanized in western Virginia, I made frequent appearances at a pet shop in Alexandria, Virginia, where I was adopted on August 8 of that year, and brought to my current home in Washington, D.C. It is in this home where I made my mark on the scene quickly and in triumphant fashion. I currently live and work in Washington, D.C.

I am interested mainly in climbing and running. Drinking water also appeals to me. I like to scream. Occasionally I sleep, and there are times when I prefer to be left alone, but I enjoy the company of those who understand me and my needs.

My Interests

toys that roll, toys that fly, treats, climbing, scratching, running like a flash up and down stairs, screaming

I'd like to meet:

Cat from "breakfast at tiffany's"

Music:

I don't care for shellac- the drums sound too in-the-room and I think they're real and it frightens me. I like all other music.

Television:

I am my own television program

My Blog

new year's update

Dear Friends,I am optimistic that this new year will bring wonderful things and cheerful occasions.  The last two months have been wonderful, and I would like to share with you a few anecdotes th...
Posted by Empress Josephine on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 01:38:00 PST

in memory of Uma

Dear Friends,I write to you today with a heavy heart and diminished spirits.  My dear friend Uma passed away last week, due to a mysterious illness that took a relentless and taxing toll on her b...
Posted by Empress Josephine on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 12:20:00 PST

update

Dear Friends,It's been a full two months since my brush with the outside world, and much has happened since then.  I've been enjoying getting to know Uma a little bit better, and it bothers me le...
Posted by Empress Josephine on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 08:54:00 PST

my terrible adventure

Dear Friends,I have quite an incredible story to share with all of you.  I am just so relieved that I am here to tell it.Yesterday afternoon, I noticed that someone had foolishly left the back do...
Posted by Empress Josephine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Paik

It was a wonderful weekend.  My friends Paik drove all the way from Detroit just to see me.  They surprised me on Friday evening by turning up in my kitchen, and we greeted one another with ...
Posted by Empress Josephine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lydia Gracie

The wait is over...Lydia Gracie is here on myspace (www.myspace.com/lydiagracie).  She and I have a bit of a history.  There have been ups and downs, quarreling and flirting, and many fright...
Posted by Empress Josephine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Uma

Things are getting better between Uma and I. She still hisses at me and comes into my room to eat my food and then leave, but I suppose it could be worse. She's been in the house for about three wee...
Posted by Empress Josephine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Empress Josephine Fest 2006

I am in the initial stages of planning the first annual Empress Josephine Birthday Festival, which will be taking place on April 1, 2006. Various cats will converge upon Washington, D.C. for what prom...
Posted by Empress Josephine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST