Vice (the magazine and the act)The show "Blossom", anything that has to do with 3rd Bass the rap group, Sparks, goin to shows, gleaming the cube, hatin on you and your friends, buyin records, reading,listenin to far better music than your small mind is capable of appreciating, reminding you of how much you suck and what a disappointment you are to me, Lichetenstein, Kozik, and Warhol, sittin on city rooftops in the summer sun with friends doin nothin and generally just lording my superiority over all. NOT chiggity checkin myself before I wrickety wreck myself.
People who can spell and punctuate correctly. Carrot Top. People who wanna be in my Stereo MC's cover band, "Connected". People who like good records. Artisans skilled at the craft of public denegration. Diplomats willing to share their immunity.
Read it and live it motherfuckers: THE WHITE STRIPES, JOHNNY THUNDERS AND THE HEARTBREAKERS, NEW YORK DOLLS, RICHARD HELL & THE VOIDOIDS, GG ALLIN W/ THE JABBERS, SHEER MUTHAFUCKIN TERROR, ROSE TATTOO, TOM JONES, SLAYER, MANOWAR, CARNIVORE, ENTOMBED, THE ZERO BOYS, BACK FROM THE GRAVE COMPS, TEENAGE HEAD,THE DAVE CLARK FIVE (thx Dad), NEIL DIAMOND, SKREWDRIVER AND MOST THINGS RAC, NEW ORDER, THE MISFITS, STEVIE WONDER, THE ROLLING STONES, IGGY AND THE STOOGES, PRINCE, DAVID BOWIE, THE RAMONES, THE VELVET UNDERGROUND, THE MC5, THE MAKEUP, ANGRY SAMOANS, THE DICKS, THE DESCENDANTS, THE ASSOCIATION, OTIS REDDING, MARVIN GAYE, BLONDIE, ELO, QUEEN, GNR, MOTLEY CRUE, MOTORHEAD, THE REAL KIDS, THE HELLACOPTERS, MINOR THREAT, TURBONEGRO, BACKYARD BABIES, THE MEATMEN, THE CLASH, JOURNEY, SUPERTRAMP, LOU REED, LOS REACTORS, THE DAMNED, THE BEASTIE BOYS, BIZ MARKIE, BEL BIV DEVOE, THE CRAMPS, ASTRID GILBERTO, THE ANTIQUES, DETROIT COBRAS, THE DEADBOYS, RADIO BIRDMAN, AC/DC, THE SMITHS, ETC ETC ETC
True Romance, Buffalo 66, the original Phantom of the Opera, the original The Haunting, Freaks, Outfoxed, Gummo, The Killer, Duel in the Sun, The Postman Always Rings Twice, Hud, Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter, Boogie Nights, CB4, Fear of a Black Hat, Fast Times, Bootylicious and the Hoochie Hos (Pt. 14 only), Lactating Threesomes, This is Spinal Tap ("It's called 'Lick My Love Pump'"), Chili Con Carnie, lots of indie shit, documentaries, etc etc....
simpsons, (adult swim), golden girls, britcoms, arrested development, history channel, aminal planet (yes i spell it that way), national geographic channel, sopranos, curb your enthusiasm, OZ, mr. show, the state, strangers with candy, upright citizens brigade,chappelle's show, old liquid televison (art school girls of doom, winter steele, cutup camera), Dr. Who (third and fourth doctors ONLY), adventures of pete&pete (iggy is nona's dad!), reno 911, the daily show.
Anything with a waxy coating on its pages. I LOVE pitchers. Book him Dan'o. I read alot, unfortunately most morons don't, so why bother listing authors and books...my favorites being Bukowski and Coup de Grace by Marguerite Yourcenar, Irvine Welsh, DH Lawrence, Kafka, Marquez, Camus, mythology (Greek and Roman), etc, etc. And of course Please Kill Me.
The Nay, Hunter S. Thompson, G.L.O.W. girls.