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Emskina

FUCK THAT SHIT!

About Me

Hello, I am Emskina the flange. .I like monging out, cakes, being an extreme bellender, isnt it moite, doing me a lemon, dancing, eating chicken. and shiznit iznit moite.

My Interests

I am interested in pants, travelling, tortoises, becoming an oil baron.My goals for the next six months include - going to the aquarium and stroking some fish, purchasing a very large handbag, getting a new hairstyle, visting 3 different countries, and learning how to snowboard.

I'd like to meet:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Emskina Flange
Birthday: 17th May 1985
Birthplace: Ipswich, UK
Current Location: London, UK
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5 ft 2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: Suffolk
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Ugg-like slippers
Your Weakness: bellends
Your Fears: things with too many legs
Your Perfect Pizza: texas bbq
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: earn eough money to go on well seen holiday
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ao nao
Thoughts First Waking Up: do me a lemon
Your Best Physical Feature: all is lovely, espesch my flange
Your Bedtime: 11.30
Your Most Missed Memory: i dunno
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or Burger King: burger king for chicken whoppers, but there arent any any more so mcd
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla for ice cream, choclate fr other things
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappucino
Do you Smoke: yeah
Do you Swear: hell yeah
Do you Sing: not very well
Do you Shower Daily: yep, just about
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: spose
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: hell yeah
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but i have eaten a million quality street
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope, phew
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no i have not it's been -10
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no, i am very good girl
Ever been Drunk: of course.
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: not bloody yet moite
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a professional flanger
What country would you most like to Visit: the gallapagos islands
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't care
Favourite Hair Color: don't care
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than moi
Weight: not too heavy
Best Clothing Style: bad boy skate park dj sophisticate
Number of Drugs I have taken: as many as me
Number of CDs I own: ??
Number of Piercings: my ears, my navel
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1 or 2, but i'll get over it.

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Music:

all that is wicked and ting

Movies:

34 minutes in Sunny Suffolk by my fave director Rob

My Blog

The Beastie Boys and other delights...

Good afternoon! Its been a while.... I went to see the Beastie Boys last night at Brixton Academy, it was amazing. Biggest mosh pit I have ever seen! Brass Monkey being the highligh for me! Yay! Jo...
Posted by Emskina on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 04:10:00 PST

update - flangeland

well, helloooo there i doubt many people read this but according to the stats 400 people have so far - mongs i am all nicely settled in to my new whitechapel residence now, its great, and working in ...
Posted by Emskina on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:57:00 PST

autumnal shiznit

gah bah raaaaahhh i lost my job boo hooo hoo hoo stupid bp. so if you have a seen extreme job for the flange please let me know moites i wonder what i'll do next? its a lovely sunny day today i t...
Posted by Emskina on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 01:50:00 PST

IT IS MY BIRTHDAY!

hallaow moites! it is my birthday today! so farr i have some chocolates and a gerbera. seen. alex is upstairs, i think he is wrapping! and i am going out to dinner with alex and my dad and my bro....
Posted by Emskina on Wed, 17 May 2006 09:19:00 PST

isn't it moite

Wooooo!! Went to breakspoll lastThursday, it was most excellent. Today.....hmmm....what shall I be doing, well I think today I am going to teach myself to touch type and also leasrn how to cook a roa...
Posted by Emskina on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 06:18:00 PST

job centre

i don't know what on earth i am doing with my jobs. its a right mong out. have been working at new look this week, posibly working for saudi petroleum at the weekend and then maybe for ftse next we...
Posted by Emskina on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 11:28:00 PST

Christmas Shopping!!

Hello there. Today I am going to Camden to do some christmas bizniss. Where can I get blank CD's in Shoreditch? Oooooh, must get cards and wrapping paper!! Yay! ...
Posted by Emskina on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 03:55:00 PST

the end of the funking week moites

Tonight is the Barking Sleep Clinic Annual Christmas Dinner I am in charge of catering but I'm not sure what to cook, I am thinking maybe marinated pork chops? with sweet potatoes, mash potatoes, carr...
Posted by Emskina on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 02:44:00 PST

knitting

I did it! I started my scarf! I went to John Lewis, bought some wool and some knitting needles and it is looking lovely!! I must say I feel quite proud of my achievements so far.   ...
Posted by Emskina on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 01:08:00 PST

christmas is coming...

.....the flange is getting fat. please put some money in old fanges hat. recovering today from extremely long afterparty. went to bed a t4 o'clock this morning after having been up for 2 days monging ...
Posted by Emskina on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 03:19:00 PST