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THAD

You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!

About Me

My story goes like this:
Many years ago, before the dawn of new gaming systems coming out every month, when Atari ruled all...this guy named THAD appeared. No one knows where he came from...some say he was born...and others agree that he was also born. Anyway, even as a little kid, he got kicked around... whether it be from sidewalks, bricks, dressers with pointy handles... he just seemed to hurt himself a lot. Then, a wonderful thing happened, he went to school and no longer did he have to hurt himself on accident, but now he had other kids do that for him. All the physical pain lead to the emotional pain, which lead to all the prolific writing. Poems, stories, weird board games...what have you...he wrote it all. Since THAD didn't have any friends, he spent all his free time (way too much of it) creating things that most kids were too stupid to understand. Fellow students didn't appreciate the art, they told him he was a "loser" or a "waste of flesh" because he didn't do what everyone else did... like socializing or going out with girls, which was the style at the time. Five years of therapy later, THAD went into the 12 th grade. His writing got better and better, but he noticed that now he wanted to make movies instead of just dicking around with writing the ideas for them all the time. So instead of leaving unfinished scripts to collect dust (which happened quite a bit) he started experimenting with stop motion. He made lego man movies where LEGO men would kill eachother. Who else would have the time to do something so tedious and time consuming? Yo! So that happened, then graduation...which wasn't a very happy time. Then college, which was pretty cool up until the second year of it. Four years of community college later, THAD got his certificate of T.V. Production/Mass Media. It hasn't paid off yet... so THAD said, "Fuck school," and now he's currently working on various movies and T.V. shows as a "background actor".Sorry, I left out like 11,993,247,389 pages...but I think you'll appreciate the fact that I did. You can always go to my website. It's entertaining AND educational...if by educational, I mean it's a window into my madness...which I do. Enjoy!http://members.aol.com/gmbobsci

My Interests

Writing, directing, editing, and starring in movies that no one really sees. Writing comics, poems, short stories, and a book that no one really reads. But I do more... a lot more. Go to my website for way more information. The address is at the bottom of the "About Me" section.

I'd like to meet:

People who will collaborate on movies with me.

Music:

Danny Elfman (Oingo Boingo, Mystic Knights, and various film scores), Mike Patton (Mr. Bungle, Fantomas, Faith No More, Tomahawk, Lovage, and Peeping Tom), They Might Be Giants, Spinal Tap, GWAR, The Dave Brockie Experience, Guns N' Roses, Alice Cooper, Tenacious D, Tub Ring, Stolen Babies, Mindless Self Indulgence, Sykotik Sinfoney, Deltron 3030, Faun Fables, Group X, Zladko Vladcik, Wyld Stallyns, The Folksmen, Blackalicious, Lederhosen Lucil, Limozeen, Kompressor, Supafloss, Soft Cell, Primus, VAST, and (of course) Weird Al Yankovic.
Friends who make awesome music: Nathan Payne Memorial Service , Daiquiri , Pillow of Wrongness , Uberband , Killola , The Fuxedos , Renfield , Professor Mojo , and Bull Lee .

Movies:

This is Spinal Tap, The Big Lebowski, A Clockwork Orange, UHF, Evil Dead 2, Evil Dead 3 (Army of Darkness), Nightmare Before Christmas, Donnie Darko, Southland Tales, America: Freedom to Fascism, The Cable Guy, Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny, A Mighty Wind, Walk Hard, Taxi Driver, Saw 1-3, Freaked, Stand By Me, 12 Monkeys, The Fisher King, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The King of Comedy, Pi, Requiem For a Dream, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, Penn and Teller Get Killed, Very Bad Things, Tromeo and Juliet, Cannibal the Musical, Toxic Avenger 1 and 4, Terminator 2, Robocop, Back to the Future (the whole trilogy), Identity, The Prestige, Buffalo '66, River's Edge, Ravenous, First Blood, Happiness, Ghostbusters 1 and 2, Bill and Ted (Excellent Adventure and Bogus Journey), Pee-wee's Big Adventure, Beetlejuice, Ed Wood, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Amazon Women on the Moon, Creepshow, The Frighteners, Dead Alive, Leprechaun in the Hood, Forbidden Zone, and the movies that I make.

Television:

Simpsons, Futurama, Sledge Hammer!, Mr. Show, Tenacious D, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Wonder Showzen, Batman the Animated Series, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, South Park, The Sarah Silverman Program, Jackass, The Ben Stiller Show, Freaks and Geeks, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Clerks the Animated Series, Da Ali G Show, Tales From the Crypt, Night Visions, Stella, Man Vs. Wild, and Free Radio.

Books:

Comic books...like Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Tales From the Crypt, ShockSuspense Stories, The Simpsons, The Mask, Eastman and Laird's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Crazy Man!

Heroes:

Joel and Ethan Coen, Danny Elfman, Harry Shearer, Christopher Guest, Mike Patton, Steve Buscemi, Tim Burton, John Linnell, Bob Odenkirk, Bruce Campbell, Crispin Glover, Jhonen Vasquez, Weird Al Yankovic, and Alex Winter.

My Blog

MY RECCURING DREAM / STRESS IN THE JAW

For the past few months, I've been having the same damn dream over and over again.  I don't remember ever having a reccuring dream before.  But this one is consistent.  It usually invol...
Posted by THAD on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:19:00 PST

PLENTY OF NOVELS (My metaphor for relationships)

By Thaddeus Jaworsky   You know that saying, "There are plenty of fish in the sea"?  That metaphor sucks. Imagine you're writing a book.  How long will it take you?  Well let's say...
Posted by THAD on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 07:22:00 PST

TWO NEW MOVIES!!! WATCH NOW!!!!

Finally, the music video I shot for my friend Nathan Payne is done!  I shot it over a year ago... thought it would never be finished, because of multiple computer and editing problems.  But ...
Posted by THAD on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 06:45:00 PST

Dwelling

DWELLING   By Thad     Why do you hug yourself like that? When shes sitting right next to you You know its you shes staring at Using your peripheral view   But you keep looking str...
Posted by THAD on Sat, 13 May 2006 02:22:00 PST

WATCH MY MOVIES!

Hey, so I discovered a wonderful thing a few weeks ago.  It's called YouTube.com!  It lets you upload videos for free!  So check it out, you can go there and search for Thad11 or Thadde...
Posted by THAD on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 01:17:00 PST

SNOWMAN MUSIC VIDEO!

This took Thad 50 hours to make!  Was it worth it? You decide. ...
Posted by THAD on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 04:42:00 PST

2 HATEFUL POEMS

WARNING: Probably the 2 sickest, most hate-filled things I've written.   This one is new. HATE FUCK By Thad   There will be no fucking affection in my eyes For in the past, thats alway...
Posted by THAD on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 03:55:00 PST

NEW POEM (it's been a while)

WHO I AM By Thaddeus   Ive suffered for my honesty So Ill remain a mystery But thats not what you want from me So I reveal my history   You dont like what you really see My morbid person...
Posted by THAD on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 09:16:00 PST

5 poems about certain failure

5 POEMS by THADDEUS JAWORSKY All of them have something in common... but none of them are related to eachother.   FIRST I love you so much Ill love you always I love you more than anythin...
Posted by THAD on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 05:41:00 PST

A poem about how sick I am of this fucking world

Immorality is taught to be an admirable thingAnyone that disagreesWill face the penaltiesNo more freedom of religionAll the pastors are in prisonChoose cautiouslyWhat you believeBecause if you preachM...
Posted by THAD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST