About Me
How dare you try to find things out about me. I should report you to some sort of government organization. As a matter of fact, I just did. So, while you're waiting for them to arrive to lock you away for good.....here's a little about me. My name is Billy, but you can call me....Billy. I'm 22 years old, living in the Pasadena area. I am of average height, weight, looks, speed, stamina, & carpentry skills. 7 averages make you above average...by a factor of 7. People think I look like Jack Black, but in actuality, he stole my look from the future in the past. That lawsuit is pending. I work at Sheets n' Shit...er, Bed, Bath, & Beyond. So if you ever need help there, please, find somebody else, as I'm sure I'm doing something more important. I'm into all kinds of stuff. For example, here's a list of my favorite foods:
* Guinness
Musically, I'm into Classic Rock, Metal, & weird stuff. Now, here's a list of things I don't like:
* Hippies
* Children
* Emo Kids
* Bono
* Bruce Springsteen
Also, unlike other people's profiles, my top 16 is actually the people I dislike the most. True story. Well, the cops should be breaking down your door right about now, so if you would like to know more about me, feel free to message me from your prison's computer lab. Thanks, chief.
Oh, one more thing to those emo kids....remember, when slitting your wrist, it's "Down the road", not "Across the street", make it count!
