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About Me

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My Interests

Long walks in the graveyard, picking up dead stuff, punk rawk, drinking too much, and karaoke. The following diagram explains the rest.

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I'd like to meet:

People. Britney Spears. I love that train wreck.**********Fucking Disclaimer*********************I get way too many requests from fake profiles. So if you don't have a page full of pictures or some blogs or some shit I will assume you are one too. This means you will not be added, and i will not receive your bulletins about how you can make my penis larger or the new webcam you have. Please, if you're intending to do some guerrilla marketing on my page, at least attempt to fool me with a lavishly designed, yet totally spurious page. You're feeble attemps at fallacious friendship kind of irritate me. I see it as a mockery of my intelligence. C'mon, you can do better.

Music:

Pour Habit! Also Slipknot, AFI, Manson, Ramones, Sex Pistols, NOFX, Rancid, Cannibal Corpse, Johhny Cash, Mushroomhead, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Jay Z

Movies:

Dawn of the Dead, Resident evil, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, Friday the 13th, that Paris Hilton video, and Bella loves Jenna.

Television:

Rob and Big (Bobby Light is my hero!), Lost, The Simple Life, World series of pop culture, Dog the bounty hunter, MST3K

Books:

The DaVinci code, Angels and demons, Anything Koontz or King. Pirates too, love pirate books. Oh and ghost stories. Recently added, Augusten Burroughs. There's so much more but I don't have time.

Heroes:

My hair. I adopted a cute lil' poison fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

My Blog

So I’m thinking of changing careers.

I think I'm much better suited for a different line of work. My top two choices after narrowing this shit down are 1. Private Investigator or 2. Professional Hitman. Each have their own perks and reas...
Posted by Alcohaulin' Ass on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 03:19:00 PST

So my mom’s moving to London

I'm happy she's getting to travel and see the world, but I'm really missing seeing her. On the plus side, I'll get to go see her there at some point and see where I come from again. Maybe vi...
Posted by Alcohaulin' Ass on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 03:24:00 PST

I miss you.

I woke up this morning missing you. My friend your time came too fast. Rest in peace. I can't properly express myself, so I'm leaving it at that.
Posted by Alcohaulin' Ass on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:38:00 PST

Number 12 looks just like you....or Tim is too drunk to blog and should have gone to sleep.

I'm almost asleep and one of my favorite twilight zone episodes came one. In this particular one a young girl, perhaps only wighteen or so, is faced with the opportunity to undergo "the change". You s...
Posted by Alcohaulin' Ass on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 05:51:00 PST

Poets and Drunks

I have a renewed liking for T.S. Eliot of late. Here's a particular excerpt that I really liked from The Waste Land. ..> Who is the third who walks always beside you? When I count, there a...
Posted by Alcohaulin' Ass on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 05:11:00 PST

The War on Drugs Makes so Much Sense.

My hope in writing this is that maybe, just maybe some of the people that read it will think about the issues and ideas that I bring forward. I don't even care too much whether or not you agree with m...
Posted by Alcohaulin' Ass on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 06:36:00 PST

Venezuela

Since the response from the last one was pretty much unanimous, here's some more current events. South America and Mexico recently had a conference to discuss a free trade agreement between co...
Posted by Alcohaulin' Ass on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 05:45:00 PST