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Jeni Danger

Ted Danson as Astral Projection = Made of win.

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Adventures in projectile vomiting -or- My trip to the emergency room

So I am about to get all gross on you here.  If you don't want to hear me talking about puke, diarreah, and other such nasties, well, get lost.  But this is a pretty interesting story. ...
Posted by Suzy Creamcheese on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:16:00 PST

This is dangerous.

Ian, you rule at giving Christmas presents. I finally own a samurai sword.  Oh sweet Jesus... I have vermin to kill... Yeeeaaahhh!!! Now...who wants some?  HUH?  Yeah, that's right.....
Posted by Suzy Creamcheese on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 05:24:00 PST

Zappa plays Zappa, or, the BEST DAMN CONCERT EVAH!

June 21, 2006, Zappa Plays Zappa at The Dodge Theater, Phoenix Arizona THE SETLIST: Imaginary Diseases Hungry Freaks, Daddy Let's Make the Water Turn Black Florentine Pogen Pygmy Twylyte The Idiot Bas...
Posted by Suzy Creamcheese on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 01:23:00 PST

I fucking hate you, Bill O'Reilly.

Keith says it all best right here.  I can't do it any more justice than this.  Fucking O'Reilly. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHUGCkROwJE   ...
Posted by Suzy Creamcheese on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 11:58:00 PST

This rocks even harder than I do...

and should be owned, listened to, and loved by everyone.  
Posted by Suzy Creamcheese on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 01:39:00 PST

Happy birthday to me!

So a little over 25 years ago, my parents put on a Bob Seger record and had sex.  Which is gross to think about.  But that means I am here and I get a birthday.  Which was four days ago...
Posted by Suzy Creamcheese on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 06:41:00 PST

Angelina Jolie is not attractive.

She sucks, in fact.  Well, the sexual implications of that, I don't think, were ever disputed.  But she sucks in lots of other ways, too. "But Jenavizzle, she's a talanted actress!" No she's...
Posted by Suzy Creamcheese on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 10:03:00 PST

5 reasons why Valentine's Day pretty much didn't suck.

We'll do this in backwards order, Letterman style.  Except that there are five things and not 10.  So half ass Letterman style.  Things are cooler and more rebellious when they're half ...
Posted by Suzy Creamcheese on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 09:17:00 PST

Soon...sooooooon...

Sixteen more days until System of a Down and The Mars Volta in Pheonix.  Fuuuuuuck...
Posted by Suzy Creamcheese on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Goodbye, Grandma.

Early Thursday morning, my grandma Jo died. She was 75 years old. Here's to her, the toughest lady I've ever known. See ya again someday, Grandma. Say hi to my Mom for me.
Posted by Suzy Creamcheese on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST