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Kristen Suzanne

Only God can judge me

About Me



I have three Dobermans, and if I didn't kick them in the balls on a regular basis, I'd never get anything done.

"It is of the Lord's mercies that we are not consumed, because his compassions fail not. They are new every morning: great is thy faithfulness."

Lamentations 3:22-23...thanks, Domenic.

I am also proud to say that I have reached "Expert" level on Guitar Hero 1 and 2.

My Interests



Southpark, rainbows found in gasoline puddles, neckties, power napping, anything Japanese, different strains of marijuana and their effects on the human mind, the patterns found in a loved one's freckles, my sister, seafood, the way leaves make little heart prints on sidewalks, solitude, birthdays, names, and good-smelling laundry.

Good advice: Beware of your effects on others. Develop your spiritual side more fully. Flexibility and compromise are important. Be more accepting.

Better advice: "You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house, and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch your mouth."

I'd like to meet:



Music:

If it's good, I'll listen.
He is one cool motherfucker.

Movies:

Give me anything Christopher Guest and I will adore it. Garden State, KILL BILL VOLUME 1 AND 2=THE BEST FUCKING FILMS EVER...Brick, St. Elmo's Fire, Hair, American Pop, The Wedding Singer, X-MEN, Amelie, THE STAR WARS TRILOGY, Boondock Saints, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Zoolander, Shanghai Noon, The Princess Bride, TOMMY, Detroit Rock City, BACK TO THE FUTURE, Twin Falls Idaho, Forrest Gump and last but not least...Signs. (It was good, fuck you.)

Television:

I only watch Southpark and sometimes QVC or those Bare Minerals infomercials.

Books:

Catcher in the Rye is my favorite book of all time. Lamb, by Christopher Moore, comes in close second. I like anything written by Edgar Cayce. Brave New World freaks the shit out of me, but that's why I like it. Forrest Gump is so good...better than the movie. Goddam, I love Anne of Green Gables, Ella Enchanted, and What Katy Did, too. Oh yeah, if anyone has read Ender's Game, then you have read good sci-fi...wanna talk about it? That book kicks so much ass.

Heroes:

Helpers and fighters; movers and shakers.

My Blog

So scared.

Sometimes I wonder if I am really sick.Then I wonder if I am just a nervous wreck.I can't stop thinking about death. I am scared.What the fuck is wrong with me?...
Posted by Kristen Cadaver on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 12:04:00 PST

Antonio Banderas love doll for SALE! Never been used!

1) What would you buy if you found $500 on the streetI would save it and give it to my parents to hold until I am ready to go back to school. (Again.)2) What is your biggest fear?Ask me, "Kristen, whe...
Posted by Kristen Cadaver on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:25:00 PST

This multitude of substances and feelings...

I feel like I know ALL (or at least I can formulate an answer for any question or concern based on personal experience and "divine" knowledge that I have acquired over the years thus far...)LIFE is ba...
Posted by Kristen Cadaver on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 02:50:00 PST

BIG FAT DOUCHE vs. TURD SANDWICH

I finally got a camera (and some friends); my Friday night was THE shit:The night started off at Tonic with Tom (my hairstylist), his hot girl Sonya, and my dumbass...Guano, my friend from middle scho...
Posted by Kristen Cadaver on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 02:22:00 PST

Backside slightly rounder; grammatical skills the same.

The skin around my fingernails is stained slightly red from acrylic pottery paint.My backside, as I sit here and type, I notice, has become round with health and leisure.Two cars sit in the lot below....
Posted by Kristen Cadaver on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 04:06:00 PST

brain mouth hand hate

Ooooh! Look at me! I am the tortured artist!dream drama fire glueglass figment table shoewater clear chest blackgold skin treasure ashtime sleep sun turnbird air flower burnface soot brick chalkpage s...
Posted by Kristen Cadaver on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 02:54:00 PST

If you wear ugly clothes, I will rip on you HARD.

It's been a while. I've been as dormant as a shield volcano.. But now that summer is near and people are starting to dress more retarded than usual...let's just say no one is safe from the critique of...
Posted by Kristen Cadaver on Sat, 27 May 2006 10:12:00 PST

An OLD MAN on a CELL PHONE while DRIVING--and other random shit.

I cannot sleep so I will write.You know what I saw recently that scared the shit out of me? An OLD MAN. I know! And he was DRIVING! I know, I know! It's terrifying...but here's the worst part! HE WAS ...
Posted by Kristen Cadaver on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 04:31:00 PST

"Hurt"

Behold, the song of this morning and seemingly the rest of my life: I hurt myself todayto see if I still feelI focus on the painthe only thing that's realthe needle tears a holethe old familiar stingt...
Posted by Kristen Cadaver on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 10:18:00 PST

Song About An Angel

so i saystill away sleep close my eyesan image of your face traced in white sandunderneath undefined i lay down arms outstretchedi embrace the fall.and all the time i tried to let you know discomfort ...
Posted by Kristen Cadaver on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 04:11:00 PST