~♥doomed to live life as the pickup strings of a trailer-park-america♥~
“Who knows how to make love stay?
Tell love you are going to the Junior's Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a cheesecake, and if love stays, it can have half. It will stay.
Tell love you want a momento of it and obtain a lock of its hair. Burn the hair in a dime-store incense burner with yin/yang symbols on three sides. Face southwest. Talk fast over the burning hair in a convincingly exotic language. Remove the ashes of the burnt hair and use them to paint a mustache on your face. Find love. Tell it you are someone new. It will stay.
Wake love up in the middle of the night. Tell it the world is on fire. Dash to the bedroom window and pee out of it. Casually return to bed and assure love that everything is going to be all right. Fall asleep. Love will be there in the morning.â€
-Tom Robbins
"It's times like these when I pray for second chances, the kind I know I'll never get, the kind where I make the right choices and I get the right score but you don't get those chances often and you never get them twice, so the next time you come to the point when it's now or never, make sure you act because this chance won't come again, grab time by the throat and give it all you have, or spend the rest of your life wondering where you could be now and regretting the chance that was wasted, and the time that won't come again.
Time is not recycled
this will never happen again
It's time to take chances and throw caution to the wind."- Brandon Matthew Leslie
The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never.
A mother is something absolutely new. ~Rajneesh
you either love me or you hate me...or you think i'm ok
i am addicted to cigarettes, converse chuck taylors, and pain
i collect bad habits
i miss my mommy daily
i'm a sucker for ghost stories and dumb tattoos
if i don't know the words to a song, i sing it the way it sounds
i honestly cannot dress myself without looking stupid
i will beat your ass at doctor mario
my most favorite things in the world are roller coasters
i can relate any real-life situation to some episode of "Family Guy"
i'm GAY
that's gay as in happy, not as in i like girls
i think suicide pacts are romantic
if you use a word or phrase that i like, i'll steal it- but i'll ask you, first
i appreciate anything genuine
i am not afraid of dying
i get crushes on cartoon characters more often than i do real people
i am an organ donor
yes, i am afraid of whales
no, i don't know why
i love the dark
i can't give blood without passing out
i used to smile more, but i guess it means more now when i do
i completely lack coordination and common sense
i shut doors with authority
my life has a soundtrack
it's toe-tappingly tragic
