Flash Fiction Writing Contest! Cash Prize! |
Click Here!This is an open call to bloggers for micro-length short stories with a Halloween and/or horror theme. There's no entry fee/catch/hidden agendas whatsoever, and there is a cash prize. Thanks...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 11:18:00 PST |
Moving to a new blog |
I've come to the well-earned conclusion that myspace blogs are clunky and not very good for reading if you're not a myspace member, so I've finally decided to move. My new blog address is http://shive...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 02:02:00 PST |
Working the night shift in a large building |
So, my partner at work and I've "volunteered" to submit a pictoral essay for the internal newsletter about working the late shift. We haven't taken any pictures yet, but I already have several in mind...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 02:20:00 PST |
Whataburger Hookers and Literary Agent, Barbara Bauer, Ph.D. |
Went to Whataburger again (I know, I know. But I like their French fries all of a sudden). The hooker was there again at the payphone, but she didn't say anything to me. But it for some reason reminde...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 01:54:00 PST |
Monday Meme |
I'm seeing if technorati tags work well with these crappy-ass myspace blogs. I'm doing my awmondaymemes. I really should port this to a respectable system like blogspot, whatever, but I know I'm more ...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 12:44:00 PST |
I hate doing my taxes |
Thanks to all of you who sent friend requests to the Stupid Human Tricks thing. I didn't realize so many of you freaks read this thing. We finished, submitted, received our refund for our federal taxe...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 02:02:00 PST |
Whine, rant, plug |
First off, I'm never shaving my balls again. I don't know how the guys in pornos do it. This itching is killing me. My knee has suddenly decided to hurt again, and it's starting to piss me off. It sho...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 01:35:00 PST |
Your Procedure |
11:29 You arrive for your appointment just in time. The parking lot at St. Mary's hospital is completely full, and you and your wife have to park way out on the side. Then you get lost inside the hosp...
Posted by Matt on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 02:11:00 PST |
Ahh, Spring. Life has come full circle. |
This a completely true story, and it is less than an hour old. I just love spring. It's getting warmer, and that can mean only one thing: the hookers are coming back to Park avenue and S. Sixth. There...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 01:53:00 PST |
Ladies, it's your last chance. |
So, I'm getting a vasectomy on Friday. If you want your very own Mattling, you better act now. And watch out for my wife, 'cause she'd probably have an issue with that. I keep having this waking night...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 01:13:00 PST |
