Sharon Needles - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm 22.Bored 2 death(literally).Lately I enjoy my local "dive" Bar.Where I'm beginning to realize that am I feeling way too comfortable but I'm also on a 1st name basis with the majority of it's patrons.I'll let you in on a little secret to tell you the truth it wasn't always this glamorous.Once upon a time in a galaxy I call my psychy I was on my way to becoming a well-to-do member of our society.Almost completing school,temping at a semi-well known Publishing company. Don't get me wrong I can kiss ass with the best of em'but I prefer to be on the receiving end(as would anyone).Kissing and fucking are two different things.For me I somehow skipped this day in the school of life.I sure learned my lesson the "HARD WAY!"Ha definately a punn intended for all you beginning reader's out there. Take it from me fucking your boss has it's perks yet it's way over rated.At least this was my case in hand.So in the immortal words of a Mr.Johnny Paycheck.I told that needle-dicked fucker to "Take this job and Shove-it!"I didn't stick around to see who he "shoved" it to next.Whoever they are they have my deepest sympathy's. Masterbating was and is sooooo much better than that Homo Ex of mine.Bitter party of 1....Anyhow after that pile of shit hit the fan something in me changed.I can't exactly put my finger on it but I somehow lost my way in life and especially my will to care.Or atleast show it.

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My Interests

Driving w/my homegirls in my GTI 06-Maxing-out Mom's VISA on 5th Ave-Club-N'in Soho on the weekends-Getting laid and not taking names.Stealing Booze,Drugs and basically anything not nailed down.Drinkin',Druggin',Boozin'and Pranks.Scraping by(just barely)

I'd like to meet:

If I have to "meet" someone I suppose I would prefer He/She to possess a brain inside their skull.I mean is that too much of me to ask?As of yet I do believe it could be the case.If you're going to attempt to use some pick-up line you heard in a Matt Damon movie,please save yourself the embarrassingly loud amounts of laughter that will be spurting in your direction."Let's get drunk and fuck" works just fine for me.I bet you're thinking I'm a "SLUT." Tell you the truth I don't really give a fuck what you think in all honesty.Think what you want.Say what you're gonna say.Free country or so they say.Keep living happily in your world just do me the favor of keeping your uptight ass outta mine and I would bet we'd get along famously.Now that I've said my piece.Let's be friends.

Music:

Hip-hop,trip-hop,dark wave,new wave,no wave,ride the wave. Queen's of the Stoneage,Eagles of Deathmetal,Bronx,DR.DRE,Asap Rock,Snoop Dogg,N.W.A. The Geto Boys,Evenscance,Motorhead,RJD2,Ministry, Bouncing Souls,3inches of Blood,The Cure,Smiths,NOFX,Op.Ivy,Rancid,The Transplants,Against Me! Bloodhound Gang and The Ramones(if you don't like The Ramones you only like shit!!!)

Movies:

I really can't pick a certain type of movie so here are some of my favorites-Anchor Man,Saw,Smokin Aces,Resident Evil,Ice Age,Zoolander, Girl Interrupted,Clerks,Fight Club,Brown Bunny,Barfly,Pulp Fiction,River's Edge,Sin City,Lost Boys,The Gates of Hell, Coffee and Cigarettes,Down By Law,Kill Bill, and let's certainly never ever forget the great Porn Industry.

Television:

American Idol(I only like those first few show's though.(You know where they shit-can all the sorry-ass no-talent fucks)Robot Chicken,That 70's show,Family guy,Buffy,The O.C.24, The Price is Right,Rescue Me,Freeks and Geeks,Simpsons,Adult Swim.

Books:

I don't have the time..BURN EM'-That's What I said Burn the Fuckers!!! Unless you call a Magazine a book.Than I LOVE books.

Heroes:

Me,Myself and I.Oh yeah.Anyone who was is or shall be a Barker's Beauty.What you got a better answer than that? Didn't think so!!!Shut-up and suck down your Frappaccino Asshole!!!

My Blog

HUMANITY

Holy fuck what a bunch of fucking lameass cunts I know.You know who you are and you know I'm right on.Do me a favor(not to mention yourself) and commit a slow painful death a.s.a.p.Don't think just do...
Posted by Sharon Needles on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 03:06:00 PST

FUCKIN PUSSY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!

I can hardly even write this shit I'm soo pist.My cars been repoed.I lost my 3rd job this year.The Sheriff came by to serve me with an eviction notice.My bank account has got a negative balance.I...
Posted by Sharon Needles on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:39:00 PST

The End.

So since my last Blog I wrote I have been sadly informed about the retiring of Mr.Bob Barker.The Host of my favorite gameshow The Price is Right.This is a darkest of days for me.I'm not exactly sure h...
Posted by Sharon Needles on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 06:56:00 PST

If I had only one wish.

I tell you if I was to be granted one wish,by a genie or some crazy shit like that,It would be in all honesty to become a "Barkers Beauty" on the Price Is Right.You're probably thinking I'm some shall...
Posted by Sharon Needles on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 03:45:00 PST

Is Sharon Needles your real name?

I get the question about my name quite often.The answer of course...."no."Sadly My real first name is Elisa.I'm curious of the mental stability of those who ask the question of Sharon Needles being my...
Posted by Sharon Needles on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:20:00 PST

Sorry Mr."E"-Tard

So about 2weeks ago or so.I'm at this shithole dance club on the Lower Eastside.I'm having a good time minding my own business,in between doing bumps of coke in the Ladies room,when I see th...
Posted by Sharon Needles on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 06:04:00 PST