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Martin247 *Deleting*

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About Me

I recently directed a short, promotional film for East Dunbartonshire Council, no less. The purpose of which, was to portray the diverse and exciting structure of the local Voluntary Sector. The film premiered at 'The Big Get Together' event at Milngavie Town Hall on September 30th, and will be available on DVD shortly. Are you amazed? You ought to be.Since I've now become a celebrity, it's only natural that I should have my very own stalker. As you all know, Avid Merrion is the No.1 stalker in this fair land of ours. Here he is, erm, stalking me. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Alcohol, Art, Movies, Music, Video Games, Football, Girls & World Domination.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Robbie Williams, so I could remove his head from his shoulders. Me and Liam have already had a chat about it (true!). Seriously though, I'd like to meet my heroes - namely Steven Spielberg, Bruce Sprigsteen and Muhammad Ali. Of course, I'd love to have met Johnny Cash and John Lennon, but that's out of the question now - considering they're both brown bread! I'd also like to meet Keira Knightley, for obvious reasons. Jessica Alba and Christina Aguilera would also be pretty cool. Having now been acquainted with the legendary Johnny Beattie, I'd still like to meet that old dog Sir. Jimmy Saville... but keep it to yourselves. Keira Knightley Legendary "comedian" Johnny Beattie! Former children's "entertainer" Sir. Jimmy of Saville!

Music:

Everything on this, and more...

Movies:

Over the past year or so...

Television:

Just these guys... oh, and Channel 4.

Books:

"The Lord of the Rings", innit?

Heroes:

Steven SpielbergBruce Springsteen

My Blog

30 Things I Learned From Porn...

30 Things I learned from Porn001. Women wear high heels to bed. 002. Men are never impotent. 003. When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 004. If a woman gets caught masturba...
Posted by Martin247 on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 06:41:00 PST

45 Unfathomably Boring Questions...

001. WHAT MADE YOU SMILE YESTERDAY? A joke about retards... I know I shouldn't, but I laughed. Hard. 002: WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 8 THIS MORNING? Sleeping, mayte. 003: WHAT WERE YOU DOING 15 MINUTES AG...
Posted by Martin247 on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 06:36:00 PST

One Really Long Questionnaire... All About Me!

Full Name: Martin247 Birthday: 24/07/83 Birthplace: Glasgow Eye Colour: Blue/Brown/Odd Hair Colour: Dark Brown Height: 5' 10" Weight: 10st Right Handed or Left Handed: ...
Posted by Martin247 on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 02:31:00 PST

Who Were You Five Years Ago?

WHO WERE YOU FIVE YEARS AGO? 001. How old were you - 18002. Where did you go to school - I was just about to start College.003. Where did you work - I'd just left school, didn't have a job.004. Where ...
Posted by Martin247 on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:57:00 PST

100 Pointless Questions...

* BASICS *001: Name - Martin002. Nickname - Marty/Marty Boy/McFly/Tim/Keanu003. Single or Taken - Single004. Zodiac Sign - Leo005. Male or Female - Male, you swine!006. School - Woodhill Primary &...
Posted by Martin247 on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 05:58:00 PST

Girlfriend Application... One At a Time Ladies

Girlfriend Application... One At a Time Ladies Basics: 1: Name: 2: Age Do You... 1. Think I'm Cute? 2. Want To Kiss Me? 3. Want To Cuddle With Me? 4. Want To Shag Me? 5. Think I'm Smart? Have You... 1...
Posted by Martin247 on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 04:19:00 PST