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Mr. David

See yourself as I really am

About Me


Written by Cocaine Bref:
I got the call from Specht about 2:40 am (4:20's bro) while i was knee deep in hell, he screamed over a bad cell phone connection...
Specht: "BREF, Where the fuck are you Money? Come here where the moon is made of lava and you may fill a goblet with cocaine straight from the queen! Dance on the rooftops until the sun glistens upon the breast of a nation horney enough after meeting the ailiens to lace their diamond fields with LSD!"
CBref: "Specht, damn it! Where is this land of fancy, land of temptation, land of of the LORD, land of spectacular sense sensations? I'll ride Pegasus straight hither and meet you for multiple drinks and shrimp. TELL ME CHAP, WHERE YOU AT?"
SPECHT: "AFRICA!"
Oh fuck yall, its 'bout to be on!!! I hopped on my trusty winged steed as white as the masses as big as asses and took flight. As I flew close to this kingdom only known as AFRICA I caught a bright reflection from my right eye...twas SPECHT standing upon the back of a Metalic Zebra with stripes of fresh blood coming to meet me holding a tray of Golden Cocaine (only found in the deepest caverns of the jungle...street price: "about 4 bil").
I jumped from pegasus as Specht readied this GOLDEN DREAM.
Specht: "Bref, you made it...PARTY NAKED!"
Bref: "Yo Specht, Heard you got laid in Africa. Heard you got AIDS in Africa."
Specht: "Naw, dogg - AIDS is just secret code for Acid."
Specht for President (of Africa)!

My Interests

Bonfires.

Music:

Caetano Veloso. Reigning Sound. Basia. Rump Posse. Soft Machine. Frank Zappa. Harry Nilsson. Gal Costa. Henry Mancini. Francis Lai. Ween. Zombies. Genesis. Os Mutantes. ABBA. Andres Segovia. Built to Spill. Kraftwerk. Yes. Dinosaur Jr. Goblin. Devo. Jane Birkin. Francoise Hardy. The Monks. Sonic Youth. Pink Floyd. Neil Diamond. Meat Loaf. German operas. Hawaiian music. Mason's hot licks.

Movies:

Suspiria. The Apartment. Zeus and Roxanne. Masculine | Feminine. To Live. Being There. Reign of Fire. Jeepers Creepers. Pootie Tang.

Television:

Mr. Ed. The Dick van Dyke Show. Passions. Braves.

Books:

'My Life In Baseball' by Ty Cobb. Amos Tutuola. "Giraffes? Giraffes!"

Heroes:


Ty Cobb. John Smoltz. Frank Zappa. Mason.

My Blog

Muqtada Lasorda


Posted by Mr. David on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 08:14:00 PST

Resorts

They are really just going to do this.Here, we have a one two:There's a chance that they are just really they are just going to really do this thing....
Posted by Mr. David on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:18:00 PST

Slave to the space dolphin

OK get this: Mace technology (past and present) + future magic realism + time travel + battle...Do the math. Fucking space mace.And skull axe....That reminds me.Ya'll know it's about to get crazy wh...
Posted by Mr. David on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 03:35:00 PST

This is America

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Posted by Mr. David on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:41:00 PST

A friendship no one thought possible...

no, for real... they've gone and combined the zaniness of the jellyfish with the sass of the pig.  Happy new years, especially if you are a glowing pig!...
Posted by Mr. David on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 10:09:00 PST

Benjamin Franklin was an American inventor, journalist, printer, diplomat, and statesman.

If you ride a horse, sit close and tight, if you ride a man, sit easy and light.The cunning man steals a horse, the wise man lets him alone.Never praise your Cyder, Horse, or Bedfellow.Three things ar...
Posted by Mr. David on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 04:51:00 PST

"The sun isn't always shining just because there are sparrows."

I don't even know what that quote means.  But it's from the Dick van Dyke show, and Sally says it to Rob and Buddy.  Not a one of 'em knew what it meant, either, and Sally claimed the quote ...
Posted by Mr. David on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 09:12:00 PST

One hell of a boat:

This is basically the oldest yacht:I need a vacation - I was just on vacation!It's been exactly one year since I've moved back to Athensin the Tercel. I like the tan truck better. It's been a good y...
Posted by Mr. David on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 05:08:00 PST

Goliblog

This is a really interesting topic: A link to my blog!!!
Posted by Mr. David on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST