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About Me


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Turn-offs include: Patriotism and sports memorabilia
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My Interests

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My Blog

Holy Shit

I've gone 5 years into the future!
Posted by on Thu, 01 Apr 2010 11:24:00 GMT

Drugs...

Otherwise $5 can't become unsmokeable with cat hair if you drop it.But $10......And fuck's sake (the drink) if you sneeze across it!
Posted by on Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:14:00 GMT

Because I like to mix it up.

Sometimes I write here.
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:11:00 GMT

Seasons Skeetings

Santa can only come if yr asleep...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 09:37:00 GMT

It's a TARP!!

TARP:  by its name alone we may surmise it covers up something, but what?
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 14:56:00 GMT

Headlines!

Putin to face German gas pressurehahahahahhaahhahahhahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahha hahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jan 2009 05:45:00 GMT

Will think for food.

I haven't decided yet whether or not I believe in free will.
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 20:41:00 GMT

How to build a butter mousetrap.

Poison the butter.
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:56:00 GMT

Believe It or Don’t

Disney's Hannah Montanna videos will soon include coupons good for a discount on the pornos in which she'll star in 10 years.
Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 23:45:00 GMT

Who would Jesus bomb?

Whoever the fuck he wants to.
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:01:00 GMT