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Dr. Sweet

Like a UFO you came to me.

About Me

...I have a sick obsession with trashy Euro-dance music. My dad kinda looks like Tony Soprano. I 'kibbitz' regularly with friends, and try not to 'shlep' around too much. 'Jolene' by Dolly Parton might be the saddest song I've heard. I boycotted all math formulas in my college astronomy course and still passed. Tennis is the only sport I challenge all comers at, even though I'm mediocre at best. My sideburns are great for getting "That 70's Show" jokes at work. I dream of swimming with dolphins wearing sunglasses (Just the dolphins). Rump Posse may one day help me buy a yacht. I still think dogs are smarter than people, in many respects. My cooking skills, are how do you say, less than terrific. Oh, and if my beard gives birth to a moustache, and you think it looks "trashy" "pervy" or GOD FORBID "sexy," Just bite your lip. Wait, that might give me mixed signals... Just be nice or whatever.

My Interests

minterests.

I'd like to meet:

I've been to the future. I saw this. Wow. Livin' The Dream

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Music:

my dad's band. if he would start one already!!

Movies:

happiness of the katakuris.

Television:

Marquee Moon

Books:

On Tape

Heroes:

babies

My Blog

THE END OF THE WORLD!

(cough)...yeah, it's coming. Better hit the buffet table once more.xo
Posted by Dr. Sweet on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 09:30:00 PST

Ice Cream Protests? BEWARE!!!

ICE CREAM is awesome, and this SOB sucks for hating on my fav. treat! Its unamerican ass-head get a job and stop barking over my national anthem!!!!! -ugh!-ugh!...
Posted by Dr. Sweet on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 07:07:00 PST

Backflips off the Balcony (I love You Gayle!)

True or False : I tried to do a backflip off a balcony?(Sigh)True.True or False : The ambulance came and we had a rave inside of it?F' Yeah that's true!!!True or False : Backflips off balconies gets ...
Posted by Dr. Sweet on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 11:03:00 PST

I'm pregnant with glad energy.

What I am about to tell you may or may not be the best thing ever... I have been touring in a band for a few years now, most of this time my good pal Mason has been with me. We've traveled the whole ...
Posted by Dr. Sweet on Thu, 24 May 2007 06:07:00 PST

* * * Reggae Sunday? * * *

(postponed to a later date due to unexpected Burger Time)Please revisit the vibe of Reggae Saturday, for it ages well like the finest of red wines) ;)xo
Posted by Dr. Sweet on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:21:00 PST

* * Reggae Saturday * *

Davidio : To those of you wishing on a private section of the sky, I am back and I bring good news from the other side of the sun. Yes, I have travelled to many places since we last met in this cyber ...
Posted by Dr. Sweet on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 11:09:00 PST

...destined to be a deep sea fisherman.

Jan 23, 1943Dear Lance,I write you this letter in a state of dispair. My hands are trembling as the tears from my worn out eyes are melting into the ink of my pen. For I should just melt likethese tea...
Posted by Dr. Sweet on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 04:01:00 PST

I have a friend...

I have a friend that just told me if I don't get some glasses I will be elimated from the gene pool.Huh...
Posted by Dr. Sweet on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 08:23:00 PST

Casual Friday : Part 2 (Still Pretty Casual)

And here we are again. Casual Friday! Feels so good, Casual Friday does!To all those that read my last blog, let me first tell you that I appreciate all of your concerns about my workplace environment...
Posted by Dr. Sweet on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:08:00 PST

Casual Friday

So, get this. Right now I am sitting in a really nice office building. I've got my own desk. My own fax machine. My own pencils. My own mug. My own picture of someone else's family. It's cool being in...
Posted by Dr. Sweet on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 01:05:00 PST