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you've got the heart of a star!

A Brighter Side to this Burning End

About Me


I'm Rob the Hapless Hobo who used to play drums and now plays guitar for some jerks who picked me up off the side of I-5. They asked me if I wanted to upgrade from a garbage can to a dumpster. With a tip of my hobo hat I was well on the way to becoming a member of a band called "Muldoon", though I never moved into a dumpster, that's just to upscale for me."The Grnge" I'm sometimes called. I live in various garbage cans around the Everett/Lake Stevens area. I will drum and/or play guitar for food or rabid monkey sex. I'm on a mission to find the long lost Bacon brother, Dennis and Skooter McDuggan
This is me grooving to the music!!.."http://www.myspace.com/muldoonmusic"
This is my neighbor in the garbage can next to me rocking out to the music:

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Rob
Birthday: June 13th
Birthplace: Archer City, TX
Current Location: Maple Valley
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty
Your Heritage: White
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans
Your Weakness: Beautiful music and women
Your Fears: Losing my fingers so I wouldn't be able to play guitar anymore, Spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: Lemon Pepper Chicken from Frankie's, No Zucchini and Extra Sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Live my life to the fullest
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LMAO
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where's my guitar?
Your Best Physical Feature: You tell me
Your Bedtime: 9 pm or 7am depending on the month
Your Most Missed Memory: Me and my best friend growing up together
Pepsi or Coke: Neither, Jolt
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, Carl's Jr., Grandy's, Hardee's or Jack in the Box
Single or Group Dates: Whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, Hot Lipton Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Neither, Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither, Starbucks Mocha Frappuccino
Do you Smoke: Occasionally
Do you Swear: Fuck Yeah
Do you Sing: To myself when writing a song
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Eventually
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I don't judge myself
Are you a Health Freak: No, just a freak
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, Drums and Bass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A Smile
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes when I was really young
How do you want to Die: A beautiful death
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Remembered
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Depends
Favourite Hair Color: Depends
Short or Long Hair: Depends
Height: Depends
Weight: Depends
Best Clothing Style: I don't have a style
Number of Drugs I have taken: 4
Number of CDs I own: To Many
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: More than I care to remember
What's your favorite....
Alcoholic beverage ? Whiskey sour
Color ? Blue
Food ? A Red Robin "Royal Red Robin Burger"
Item of clothing ? My Southpark shirt
Meal of the day ? Leftovers
Feature on yourself ? The Scar on my left knee.......good times!!!
Quality in a guy/girl ? Sense of humor
Phrase ? There's always a brighter side to this burning end
Song ? "You and Me" by Lifehouse, "Better Days" by Goo Goo Dolls, and "Bad Day" by Daniel Powter
Musical Artist/Band ? Everclear
Sport ? Baseball
Movie ? Event Horizon or In the Mouth of Madness
TV Show ? Lost
Radio Station ? Was Mix 92.5 but they changed. Now it's Star 101.5
Type of Chocolate ? A DQ Brownie Batter Blizzard
Eye Color ? Whatever
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? Yes, 1 cat
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend Yes, but that was a long time ago.....I still feel horrible
Had sex ? Yes
Gone streaking ? Nope
Been to Europe ? Nope, England though
Been to an island ? Yup
Had stitches ? Yep
Broken any bones ? Nope
Been stabbed/shot ? Nope
Slept until after 12:00 ? Yup
Stayed up all night ? Yup
Danced like a whore ? Nope, I act like one though
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? I don't think so....
Turned down a dare ? Yep
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? Scott and Dickhead (you know who you are!)
Is the prettiest ? Kaylee
Is the most handsom ? I dunno
Is the loudest ? I don't know
Is the craziest ? Dickhead
Is the most shy ?' I don't know
Is the most loving ? Keith
Is the most understanding ? Keith
Is the most boring ? I don't know
Is the richest ? Scott
Is the most athletic ? Keith
Is the most cocky ? I don't know
Is the biggest sex icon ? Shwn (you fucking whore!)
Is the most wordly/cultured ? Phill
Do you look up to the most ? Keith
Do you tell everything to ? Keith
Has the best clothes ? I don't know
Has the best house ? Brian
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? Uh, prbably not, maybe on a dare
Kiss someone of the same sex ? Yeah, but I'd better have a damn good reason
Cheat on someone you love ? Never
Run away from home ? I did it when I was in school...I was a little hellion...
Lie to your parents ? I've done it, but not anymore
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? I've done it but not recently
Lie to your best friend ? Never
Give a homeless person money ? I've done it
Run from the police ? Nope
Bungee jump ? Hell no
Sky dive ? Hell no
Cross dress ? Maybe at Halloween
Be an exotic dancer ? Nope, but dating one, now that's a different story
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? Yup
Scuba dive ? I wish I could
Go rock climbing ? Maybe
Go spulunking (caving) ? Maybe
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? I don't like it
Bologna ? A reference a dude's cock
Hot ? Belladonna
Orange ? The General Lee
Real world ? Isn't that a Matchbox 20 song and a reference to the Matrix?
Fuck ? Sex
Jack ? off
Cucumber ? See fuck
Hip-Hop ? That shit sucks
Uniform ? Police
Unicorn ! ? Never play leapfrog with one....
Rainbow ? Where's the pot of gold?
Clown ? Whacko the Clown
Rob's Porn Star Name is: Michael J. Cox

Get your own Porn Star Name
Rob Is 60% Weird
So I like skinny dipping in a bathtub filled with rusty razorblades. That's *totally* normal, Right? Right?
Here's me and Sterling doing a cover from his old band Registered Addict called "Melancholy"....I love playing this song, it's so beautiful, it's almost bitter sweet
Get this video and more at MySpace.com

My Interests

Music, Music and more music. Live and creating. I'm a guitarist by trade but have been know bang around on the skins and play a little bass from time to time.

Here's part of the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation taking time out of their precious schedules to rock out to my music

Here are some of my all time favorite games for you to play

Games provided for your gaming pleasures by Rob Bardo

I'd like to meet:

Who would I like to meet? Umm..Record label people and hot women and really awesome people who have random senses of humor. (shrugs). Who wouldn't I want to meet? Oh yea and fellow musicians as well

Music:

Here's what I like
The Beatles, Sullen, Amphibious Assault, Gary Reynolds and the Brides of Obscurity, Colorfinger, The Verve, Army of Anyone, Sun Dive, Element 26, Muldoon, Seraphim Shock, Registered Addict
Here's Book

Here’s some more videos that really inspire me….hmm…let’s start off with Vertical – El Cielo (live)

Here's Vast doing a live version of "I Don't Have Anything"

Here's Nirvana covering "Seasons in the Sun"

Movies:

Horror:In the Mouth of Madness, Event Horizon, They, Darkness, Hellraiser, Phantasm, Dead Heat, The Ring, Phantoms, Warlock 2, Resident Evil, 28 Days Later, Deep Star Six, Leviathan, 13 Ghosts, Seven Doors Of Death, Aliens, The Return Of The Living Dead, The Relic, Spiders, Frailty, Saw, Candy Man, Leprechaun, Day Of The Dead, Hostel, Silent HillComedy:Scary Movie 1-4, Freddy Got Fingered, Naked Gun, Brain Candy, Shreik if You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th, Super Troopers, Not Another Teen Movie, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (both), Office Space, UHF, Old School, Napoleon Dynamite, Bruce Almighty, Basketball, Little Nicky, Tomcats, Spaceballs, Swimming With Sharks, VanWilder, Clerks, The Animal, Galaxy Quest, EuroTrip, The Stoned Age, Blacksheep, Tommy Boy, Mr. Destiny, Ace Ventura When Nature Calls, Tromeo & Juliet, Team American World Police, Orgazmo, SpinalTap, Airheads, Deuce Bigalo Male Gigolo, DodgeBall, The New Guy, Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood, Attack Of The 5'2" Women, Kingpin, Waiting, Date Movie, Grandma's BoyAction:Indiana Jones, Sin City, Unbreakable, Spiderman, Paycheck, Constantine, National Treasure, Vanilla Sky, The Omega Code, X men, Darkman, Dreamscape, The Davinci CodeSci-Fi:Timeline, Starship Troopers, Soldier, The Betterfly Effect, Altered States, Lost In Space, The Jacket, Kaena The Prophecy, The Mothman Prophecies, Matrix, Sphere, Solaris, Time Quest, The Time Machine (both), Pitch Black, The Philadelphia Experiment, The Void, Stargate, Stranded, Millennium, 12 Monkeys, Returner, Total Recall, Existenz, The TriangleDrama:Garden State, Bringing Out The Dead, Almost Famous, Rock Star, The Crow, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, American Beauty, Finding Neverland, What Dreams May Come, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Secondhand Lions, The Stand, Strange Days, Pi, Man On The Moon, Leap Of Faith, Leaving Las Vegas, Big FishThriller:8mm, Fight Club, Se7en, White Noise, The Machinist, Flatliners, The Dark

Television:

Lost, Jericho, Heroes, Eureka, Day Break, Stargate SG1, Stargate Atlantis, M.A.S.K., Transformers, Go-bots, G.I. Joe, Wonder Showzen, Robot Chicken, Drawn Together, The Family Guy, South Park, Oz, The X-Files, Tripping The Rift

Books:

The Man Who Folded Himself, The Third Policeman, Come As You Are: The Story of Nirvana, H.P. Lovecraft stuff, Dean Koontz's Phantoms

Heroes:

You!!!!

My Blog

here we go again.....

it's 3:42 in the morning......why the hell am I at work?? Where's my life going?? obviously not in the right direction if I'm here and not asleep.......isn't it 5:30 yet?????????????????
Posted by you've got the heart of a star! on Sun, 07 May 2006 03:40:00 PST

A review of Nirvana Pt. 3

Sorry this took so long.... Unplugged In New York: Tracklist (in no particular order): About A Girl, Come As You Are, Jesus Wants Me For A Sunbeam, The Man Who Sold The World, Dumb, Pennyroyal Tea, O...
Posted by you've got the heart of a star! on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 12:40:00 PST

A review of Nirvana part 2

Incesticide: Tracklist (in no particular order): Dive, Sliver, Stain, Been A Son, Son of a Gun, Mollys Lips, Turnaround, (New Wave) Polly, Beeswax, Hairspray Queen, Downer*, Aero Zeppelin, Mexican ...
Posted by you've got the heart of a star! on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 03:54:00 PST

A review of Nirvana part 1

  The person who got me into the grunge scene, as funny as it sounds was Weird Al. I was in 9th grade when his hit "Smells Like Nirvana" hit on Mtv. Now at that point I was a huge Weird Al ...
Posted by you've got the heart of a star! on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 04:39:00 PST

Spiders & Fire Pits

Ahh, yes. The move is almost underway. Maple Valley lookout because theres a new bum in town. Yes Im moving into a nice 3 bedroom by the elementary (no not the million dollar homes, are you kidding?...
Posted by you've got the heart of a star! on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 10:39:00 PST

Rob's favorites sites

Cds/Dvds Deepdiscountcd.com Deepdiscountdvd.com Music: Eelstheband.com Everclearonline.com Foofighters.com Fountainsofwayne.com Localh.com Nadasurf.com Officialfilter.com Oasisinet.com Sick s**t: Ba...
Posted by you've got the heart of a star! on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 04:42:00 PST

The soothing sounds of a flushing toilet

Well hello again Rob readers! Yesterday was awesome since I didnt have to go to work. I got to wake up late (which for me is like 9am) and watch a movie and relax. I however had to go down to the soc...
Posted by you've got the heart of a star! on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 10:37:00 PST

The Joys of Suicide

Is it me or is the Suicide girls thing a blessing to humanity? These are the hottest girls ever. I got the book and I just recently found out that theres a dvd too, thats definitely going into the c...
Posted by you've got the heart of a star! on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 10:32:00 PST

Here we go again....

Robs top 25 songs that changed his life: 25: Lit  My Own Worst Enemy 24: Eels  Mr. Es Beautiful Blues 23: Tracy Bonham  The One 22: Kid Rock with Sheryl Crow  Picture 21: Trapt  Still Frame 20:...
Posted by you've got the heart of a star! on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 04:53:00 PST

Lost

Well its another beautiful (still dark) Tuesday morn. Im getting ready to move to big Maple Valley and damn it, I just realized I havent cut my fingernails for awhile and have been meaning to do i...
Posted by you've got the heart of a star! on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 04:51:00 PST