One hour, thirty-five minutes, and twenty-eight seconds of enlightenment. |
For those who are bored and seek something to make you actually think, the video below is for you. This is my favorite documentary - narrated by Joaquin Phoenix. Yes, it involves animals - but it's so...
Posted by shan on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:50:00 PST |
In case you didnt know... |
I am writing this to be informative, not to preach. It seems that there's a negative stigma attached to pigs - and I'd like to dismiss that stigma as false.I'm sure most of you have had a family dog g...
Posted by shan on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:21:00 PST |
an open letter to p&g: |
Dear Proctor & Gamble,
I long to keep my strange, albeit difficult shade of blueish-white hair. Clairol's product, Shimmer Lights is one which apparently makes it extrodinarly easy to do...
Posted by shan on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:20:00 PST |
entirely serious. |
Amanda Lepore, you're a fashionable tranny, so I know very well you wouldn't shop at Walmart. Thusly, I am going to assume this was all just a dream.
So I walk into the spacious home of America's...
Posted by shan on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:41:00 PST |
clarity. |
I am quite unfamiliar with the feeling of "sinfulness." Similarly I lack a reliable criterion for determining a prick of conscience: from what one hears, a prick of conscience does not seem to me anyt...
Posted by shan on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:09:00 PST |
"we were two kids in love, trying to find a way" |
So, I have this burning desire to participate in some kind of ungodly sober karaoke olympics. Someone should help me fulfill my karaoke dreams by singing this song with me:
(Dressing like mo...
Posted by shan on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:05:00 PST |
viewing pleasure. |
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Posted by shan on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 03:12:00 PST |
dial-a-cliché. |
"The Queen is Dead" starts and six people are separating me from Morrissey.
I have felt emotionally moved to the point of possibly using tissues *twice (see note) in my life during a musical perf...
Posted by shan on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 06:20:00 PST |
birthday. |
I didn't even really realize it was my birthday week until someone pointed it out to me. I think as I grow older, I'm starting to care less. However, there are things going on the night of my birthday...
Posted by shan on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:14:00 PST |
