SCHPLOSMASM is ready to conquer the world...hawhawhawhawhawoh shit...i spelt the name wrong in the url...it's SCHPLOSMASM, not SCHPOLSMASM...We swing whilst we tear ur fucken eardrums off! Our drug addictions were influenced not by present day fucking Rockstars but old dead Jazz dudes from bygone eras....
We also go to church every 2nd week (because we go partying on the weeks in between and we won't wake up on Sundays - just doesn't happen...fact!)...
We HATE Myspace (see song for reasons why)...we only use it so we can bring those we admire together...like GOD and SATAN, PORNSTARS and...well, let's face it...YOU simple unknown ppl trying to get some attention via us, SCHPLOSMASM...not too much offence intended...
oh, we also have a few evangelists in there for no particular reason...oh,by the way, WE LOVE ORAL...the Evangelist by that name, and the activity of course...but not on each other, that would B Gay!
Our songs are from the heart and the ball sack simultaneously. We are commited to composing hate and lust fueled intensely evil and destructive rhythms that will split your head/s into fucking pieces, and ur sphincter as well...damn that was a long sentence...as long as one of our songs....SCHPLOSMASM get bored with long songs so u won't hear a SCHPLOSMASM song over 2 minutes...
Anywayz, if we're gonna conquer the world, we gotta rehearse....
as Satan said to any member of a boyband between the years of 1989-present, see you in hell fuckers!
RrrrroAAArrrR!!!!
