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Ash

I am here for Friends

About Me

My name is Ash and I am a slave. Close as I can figure it the year is 1300 AD and I'm being dragged to my death. It wasn't always like this... I had a real life, once. A job...

My Interests

Going to the cabin with my girlfriend Linda.Working on my Delta 88 (1978 Oldmobile).I like shooting my doubled barreled twelve guage Remington. It was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan and it retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. It's an S-mart top-of-the-line. It's my Boomstick.

I'd like to meet:

I can tell you who I don't want to meet. That she-bitch Evil Sheila (she got real ugly). That asshole Ted...he didn't believe my story. So what what if I didn't say every single tiny little syllable-basically I said them- yeah... basically.

Music:

Piano- The one instument I can play.

Books:

The Necronomicon ex Mortis.

Heroes:

Henry the Red (aka) Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands. Jack- The guy who left town. Also, that groovy guy Brian who helped me with my profile.