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Teufelein

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About Me


Read the " Beth Chronicles " to really find out about me. It entails just about everything in my life since August 2004.
You Are Creepy
Serial killers would run away from you in a flash. How Scary Are You?
Other favs: My Pics
SomaFM
Bush in 30 Seconds
Equality California
MoveOn.org
Wil Wheaton.net
Homestar Runner
PAC For A Change
SweetAdeline.net
MuggleNet
Internet Movie Database
National Public Radio
WhiteHouse.org
I've always been under the impression that music can say a lot about a person. That said, this is the first volume of my life soundtrack:
1. Such Great Heights, The Postal Service
2. Nightingale, Nora Jones
3. Utopia, Goldfrapp
4. Milk, Garbage
5. Mike Mills, Air
6. Feel Flows, The Beach Boys
7. Beautiful, Athlete
8. In Other Words, Ben Kweller
9. Life Size Mirror, No Use For A Name
10. Space Oddity, David Bowie
11. The World At Large, Modest Mouse
12. Kissing The Lipless, The Shins
13. It's All Understood, Jack Johnson
14. No Name No. 5, Elliott Smith
15. Misery Is A Butterfly, Blonde Redhead
Beth Lauren Figueroa's Aliases Your movie star name: Pita Arnold Your fashion designer name is Beth Milan Your socialite name is Scooter Berlin Your fly girl / guy name is B Fig Your detective name is Kitty Arcadia Your barfly name is Cosmo Snickers Your soap opera name is Lauren Alta Your rock star name is Pixy Sonic Your star wars name is Betkas Figmic Your punk rock band name is The Tipsy Calandrier The Amazing Meganame Generator
Eighth Level of Hell - the MalebolgeMany and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eighth Level of Hell - the Malebolge! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level Score Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low Level 2 (Lustful) Very High Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High Level 7 (Violent) Extreme Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Wow. I'm bad..

My Interests

Art, music, movies, photography, philosophy, culture, literature, German, writing, Indie rock, shoes, books, rock shows, politics, The Beatles, video games, snowboarding, traveling, the paranormal, learning new things, film

NMBC

I'd like to meet:



I don't want to join your group; seldom do I want to hear your band; I am not a "friend whore" nor do I think this is a popularity contest, so I only friend people I ACTUALLY KNOW. SO DON'T ASK!

Music:

IndiePOP!! Alternative Rock, some New Rock, Classic Rock... mostly Rock ;) but I have an open mind.

Movies:

ALL KINDS!! Anything Tarentino, Cohen Brothers, Tom Tykwer, Tim Burton, Wes Anderson, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Rob Reiner, Gore Verbinski, Baz Luhermann, Charlie Kaufmann, etc. Favs include, but aren't limited to: Star Wars, Stand by Me, Princess and the Warrior, Nightmare Before Christmas, Moulin Rouge, Amelie, Almost Famous, The Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, Fargo, The Fifth Element, Pan's Labyrinth.

Television:

Gilmore Girls, the Simpsons, Family Guy, and Will & Grace, Raymond, Sex & the City, and Ali G., The Colbert Report, Star Trek, America's Next Top Model, Heroes, Law & Order
You're upbeat, insightful, effervescent and imaginative.Sometimes a little too imaginative... You're all about the subtext, about what's going on between the lines. You very rarely take anything at face-value.You also have a tendancy to be a little neurotic and self-absorbed, and fall for guys who are either (for the most part) emotionally unattainable or completely wrong for you.That's okay, though, everyone loves you anyway. You're very well-liked. You always have a shoulder for your friends to cry on or an ear for them to gossip in. High-profile and fun, you're the life of the party.
Carrie quotes:
"You can't make friends with a squirrel. Squirrels are just rats with cuter outfits."
"I'm thinking balls are to men, what purses are to women. It's just a little bag but we'd feel naked in public without it."
"The only thing I've ever successfully made in the kitchen is a mess. And several small fires."
Which Sex and the City Player Are You? Find out @ She's Crafty
And I'm the one who's unpatriotic for not supporting the president??
My Kitty:

Books:

The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Shining, Pride & Prejudice, Catch-22, Lord of the Flies, The World According to Garp, Catcher in the Rye, The Great Gatsby, The Chronicles of Narnia, Jane Eyre, Frankenstein, Dracula, Tar Baby, Nightwood, Mrs. Dalloway......

Heroes:

Among women: Virginia Woolf, Marlena Dietrich, Barbara Boxer, Kate Winslett, Nicole Kidman, Missy Eliot, Mila Jovovich, Cate Blachet, Annette Benning, Meryl Streep, D*Arcy. Among men: Quentin Tarentino, Cohen Brothers, Tom Tykwer, Tim Burton, Wes Anderson, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Rob Reiner, Gore Verbinski, Baz Luhermann, Charlie Kaufmann, John Irving, Wil Wheaton, John Lennon, Elliott Smith, Grimm Brothers, Johnny Depp, Eddie Izzard, John Cameron Mitchell, Stephen Trask, Billy Corgan, Marilyn Manson, Sacha Baron Cohen, Stephen Colbert, Jon Stuart.

Much Madness is divinest Sense -
To a discerning Eye -
Much Sense - the starkest Madness -
'Tis the Majority
In this, as All, prevail -
Assent - and you are sane -
Dmur - you're straightaway dangerous -
And handled with a Chain -


My Blog

Looking back... looking ahead...

So I do keep a blog on Xanga - or rather, I used to. I never write in it anymore, mostly because I kind of feel like the person in that blog is not who I am anymore. I feel like I've grown (grown up, ...
Posted by Teufelein on Thu, 15 May 2008 11:36:00 PST

So wash your hands, dammit!

That's right, the the government reports that GOOD HYGENE is the best way to avoid the potentially-deadly MRSA virus - a killer that could become more of a threat than AIDS.So be on your guard! The in...
Posted by Teufelein on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 01:25:00 PST

Avoid Progressive Insurance at ALL COSTS!!

I HATE them, I HATE them, I HATE THEM!! Basically, this is the second time they've screwed me over in the past 1 1/2 years. Now, my insurance premium with General has gone up because of this incident ...
Posted by Teufelein on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:02:00 PST

Everyone go see this film!

You must see Pan's Labyrinth. It's such an amazing film in every way. I can't even begin to tell you how much I loved it. It should win that Oscar for best original screenplay (hell it sho...
Posted by Teufelein on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:10:00 PST

I got tagged...

RulesThe first player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about yourself". People who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird habits/things, as well as state these rules clear...
Posted by Teufelein on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 02:41:00 PST

F*CK these B*TCHES!

I am so SICK of all these ugly little bitches stealing my thunder!!! GOD I'm soooo frustrated!!!!Is there something wrong with me? WHAT IS IT????
Posted by Teufelein on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 05:31:00 PST

If A Man Wants You....

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartac...
Posted by Teufelein on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:18:00 PST

What I need...

I need someone who will be there for me both physically and emotionally. Someone who will share in my passions and interests. Someone who will fucking dance with me. Someone who will not try to buy ...
Posted by Teufelein on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 10:19:00 PST

this makes me sad

Is this really what we're coming to??
Posted by Teufelein on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 12:32:00 PST

Hide and Seek

Where are we? What the hell is going on? The dust has only just begun to fall Crop circles in the carpet, sinking, feeling Spin me around again and rub my eyes This can't be happening When busy s...
Posted by Teufelein on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 02:13:00 PST