Launchpad McQuack

I'd like to meet:

These Swedish geniuses:

And Bear Grylls, the "Man" of Man vs. Wild

And this man:

Obamania!!!

Music:

Alice in Chains // Alien Ant Farm // Alkaline Trio // All That Remains // Angels & Airwaves // Avenged Sevenfold // Between the Buried and Me // Blood Has Been Shed // Bright Eyes // Chris Cornell // Citizen Cope // Coheed & Cambria // Colin Hay // Converge // Death Cab for Cutie // Devin Townsend // The Dillinger Escape Plan // dredg // Eminem // Every Time I Die // Failure // Faith No More // Fall Out Boy // glassJAw // God Forbid // Green Day // The Haunted // Head Automatica // Horse, the Band // Incubus // Jerry Cantrell // Jimmy Eat World // Joshua Radin // Killswitch Engage // Lamb of God // Machine Head // Mastodon // Misery Signals // Mr. Bungle // Muse // Opeth // Poison the Well // The Postal Service // Queens of the Stone Age // Refused // Say Anything // Shadows Fall // Soundgarden // Strapping Young Lad // Tenacious D // Thrice // Thursday // Unearth // Weezer//

Stand-Up Comedy: (number of times seen live) Dane Cook (5) // Robert Schimmel (2) // Denis Leary (0) // Patton Oswalt (4) // Dave Attell (0) // Mitch Hedberg (0) (R.I.P) // Demetri Martin // Chris Rock (0) // Jay Davis (1) // Demetri Martin (1) // Jerry Seinfeld (0) // John Heffron (0) // Louis C.K. (2) // Dave Chappelle (0) // Jay Mohr (1) // Howard Kremer (3) // Morgan Murphy (0) // Jim Gaffigan (0) // Zach Galifianakis (1) //

Movies:

The Big Lebowski // High Fidelity // Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind // Donnie Darko // As Good As It Gets // Garden State // Sideways // Young Frankenstein // Planes Trains and Automobiles // Little Miss Sunshine // Thank You For Smoking // Lost in Translation // Shopgirl // Office Space // Spider-Man 1 & 2 // Contact // Royal Tenenbaums // The Life Aquatic // Rushmore // I Heart Huckabees // Anchorman // Wedding Crashers // Grosse Pointe Blank // Crash // The Squid and The Whale // Go // Defending Your Life // Renissance Man // The Truman Show // The 40 Year Old Virgin // Looking For Comedy in the Muslim World // Blazing Saddles // Good Will Hunting // So I Married an Axe Murderer // Superman Returns

Television:

I'M A MEDIA WHORE .....

Scrubs // Arrested Development // 24 // LOST // The Shield // Late Night with Conan O'Brien// Rescue Me // Venture Bros. // Curb Your Enthusiasm // King of Queens // SNL // Man vs. Wild// Heroes // Reno 911! // South Park // Family Guy // The Simpsons // Aqua Teen Hunger Force // The West Wing // American Dad! // Entourage // My Name Is Earl // The Office (US) // Cheap Seats // Veronica Mars // The Colbert Report // How I Met Your Mother // Psych // Seinfeld // Roseanne // Sports Night // John Doe // Futurama // The Job // The State // MST3K // GUTS // Action // Jack & Bobby

1864 Baseball Conan O'Brien

Heroes:

Aaron Sorkin // Larry David // Charlie Kaufman // Wes Anderson // Albert Brooks // Mel Brooks // Josh Lyman // Jables // Jeremy Piven // Rage Cage // Kevin Smith // Adam Dutkiewicz // Joe Eszterhas // Stephen Colbert // Bob Newhart