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Effin Amanda

Without Love I Won't Survive

About Me


"Moreno Valley Barbie" This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about. CLEARLY MODELED AFTER MEI love going to clubs and partys. I like to make new friends. I love to do anything fun. I will try anything at least once, maybe twice :) ....anything fun and anything drunk always a good combo."You may never know what results come from your action. But if you do nothing, there will be no result." Mahatma Gandhi Pisces
You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio
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II LOVE MAC

My Interests


Your Porn Star Name Is...
Golden Delicious What's Your Porn Star Name? drinking, partying, shopping, the beach, trampolines, i want ice cream. If you happen to find yourself in the middle of something super fun, stop and take a second to think about your local amanda and perhaps give her a call and an invite. the end.

Music:

everything. i like all types of music..Buy me a CD cuz i'm poor and someone stole every cd i've ever owned..and you know who you are, get on burning me your whole cd collection haha

Movies:

WEDDING CRASHERS is by far the best movie i've ever seen. scary movies rule if they are actually scary, funny movies, funny porn that you can watch before getting locked in the cemetary, Deuce Bigalo is funny.WOW still having nightmares from Borat..gheezus..And i'm spent

Television:

Family Guy, Fairly Odd Parents, Spongebob, The Simpsons..doo doo doot doodoo doo, oh yeah..Heaven forbid i miss prison break with my sexy husband and then theres always Take Home Chef. A man cooking and using a sexy aussie accent..oh yeah. ;) ...is it getting hot in here?

Books:

The Only Astrology Book You'll Ever Need..thats what its called..its the shit LOVE THIS BOOK

Heroes:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Thee Amanda
Birthday: February 22 1984
Birthplace: Redlands, CA
Current Location: Moreno Valley
Eye Color: Greenish..not fulla shit anymore grandad ;)
Hair Color: blonde and brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: irish german and lots of others...mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops of course
Your Weakness: food anything good, and chocolate mmm
Your Fears: fire and stds..ew
Your Perfect Pizza: any kind that fits in my mouth
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: new job where i make lots of $$$
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: cool..usually this means i'm not paying much attention to you..oh but not to you of course :)
Thoughts First Waking Up: aw chi chi whose my little pee pee
Your Best Physical Feature: my sexy legs.they're long ya know ;)
Your Bedtime: 11ish on week nights
Your Most Missed Memory: if i miss it then i don't remember it right?
Pepsi or Coke: ew
MacDonalds or Burger King: mickey d's
Single or Group Dates: single so we can be lovey
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: boo boo
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: ew
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck off
Do you Sing: yeah and if you don't like it then see above answer
Do you Shower Daily: yes yes i do...i hope u do too or get off my page
Have you Been in Love: sometimes
Do you want to go to College: hmm not perticularly
Do you want to get Married: yep..marry me?
Do you belive in yourself: depends on what i'm trying to accomplish here..i know my limitations
Do you get Motion Sickness: not usually but damn that cruise in hawaii..woo
Do you think you are Attractive: have you seen this ass?
Are you a Health Freak: if candy and overeating is health freakyness
Do you get along with your Parents: at the momment yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah when im not in them
Do you play an Instrument: clairinet and piano biotch
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: uhhh yes..cruisen and boozin
In the past month have you Smoked: not cigs
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: what day in the past month didnt i go to the mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no whoa a box..
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ahhhhhhh noooooooooooooo
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: no i don't get dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no but anyone wanna go?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope i have dollas
Ever been Drunk: not that i can remember ;)
Ever been called a Tease: yep i have a shirt sayin it too
Ever been Beaten up: yes by some big guys a few months ago..mother fuckers
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: once i'm all decrepid and shit
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a hot mama.. milf :D
What country would you most like to Visit: anywhere in europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde or black
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: taller then 5' 11"
Weight: lets keep it around 200 or less
Best Clothing Style: jeans and t-shirt or button-up (man blouses lol josh)
Number of Drugs I have taken: hmm
Number of CDs I own: now that they got stolen i have 1 scratches ass one
Number of Piercings: only 6 now wow
Number of Tattoos: one but thats gonne change soon very soon
Number of things in my Past I Regret: no regrets
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My Blog

100 have you evers

100 HAVE U EVERS.... HAVE YOU EVER??1. made out for more than 3 minutes?Yes as often as possible2. slept in a different bed?yes and couches and you name it i've slept there3. made out in a movie the...
Posted by Effin Amanda on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:11:00 PST

This is Sooooo me, PISCES

.. PISCES WOMAN:     A Pisces woman is a fascinating mixture of earthly passion and unworldly fantasies.its no wonder that men are captivated by her at first glance and haunted by ...
Posted by Effin Amanda on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 12:04:00 PST

Karma rules to live by

Good KarmaWords from the Dalai Lama INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.2. When you lose, dont lose the lesson.3. Follow the three RsRes...
Posted by Effin Amanda on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:47:00 PST

13 things PMS stands for

13 Things PMS Stands For 1. Pass My Shotgun2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree4  Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick6. Provide Me with Sweets7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples...
Posted by Effin Amanda on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 06:20:00 PST

My Effin Car Got STOLEN!!!!!

so who the h steals a freakin saturn thats what i wanna know..stupid bastards. from right in front of my new apartment that i haven't even been living in for a full week yet  im a sad girl....
Posted by Effin Amanda on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 01:28:00 PST

Amanda Application lol

♥AmAndA AppLicaTioN♥ BASICS:Name:Age:Location:Height:Hair (color nd style):Eyes:Piercings/tattoos:OTHER:Where would we go on dates?Who are three of your favorite bands/artists?Do you dr...
Posted by Effin Amanda on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 06:31:00 PST

20 ways a girl can tell shes drank too much

1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my buttwhile yelling "WOO-HOO!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.3. I've suddenly deci...
Posted by Effin Amanda on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 06:16:00 PST

I'm finally back in my own house!!!

I am so excited its about time i'm moving back into my own place.  I have been living at my parents house for about a month waiting to get approved for Jonny and my new apartment. We went shoppin...
Posted by Effin Amanda on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 05:18:00 PST

hangover :(

hey there person reading my blog. i decided i should write one of these since i havent since i first signed up for this bitch. i just changed all my pix and put new ones up so they are pretty cur...
Posted by Effin Amanda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST