Churchtongue |
You should be in bed right now.
Posted by on Sat, 21 Feb 2009 02:24:00 GMT |
Hungry Hash Hungry Hash |
Aw. My dog smelled like caramel popcorn this morn. I'm serious. I woke from my very dreamysexydreamstate and sprang from my humanbed, landing in front of his dogbed (located approx a foot away) and sa...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 09:56:00 GMT |
Fat Bottomed Girls, you make the rocking world go round. |
Hey.I have been thinking of the word "original" lately. How "original" or "Originally, I wanted to....", either way, the word, she haunts me.It started a couple days ago, when I had a dream that my st...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 11:01:00 GMT |
Can I borrow a cup of shirt? |
I've realized a few things this new year:1) My boss is the Asian Steve Buscemi, which is as fun as it sounds.2) I love the words "yes", "flake", "FUCK", "morphine", "puppydog", "break"3) those words c...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 22:27:00 GMT |
RIP AND TEAR, BRUNO, RIP AND TEAR!! |
So, uh, first I'd like to say that this is the third blog I've tried to post in a series of failed blog attempts. BASICALLY, Myspace or some other guy refuses to let me post the shit. And it's all shi...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 08:19:00 GMT |
Hurt. Pain. Ooof. Ow. Yikes. Love. Smooch. Thanx. |
I can't wait to feel how badly LA hurts me.....it's been 5 years since Los Angeles has put the hurtin on me.
Posted by on Sun, 09 Nov 2008 13:59:00 GMT |
Rhymin Hymen Sehr Klassisch!!! |
Oh Poetry..........anyone can write a poem. All you need is a vocabulary.Here, I have three.Nose Breath:If I breathe you in, fill my lungs with youlike the sea, you'll strangle methis simply will not ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 03:12:00 GMT |
I like for people to shave their own balls for me. |
This will be your basic bunch of bullshit. I'm not even supposed to be awake, technically. It's....early, on a Sunday, 6 days before my 24th birthday and I'm very lazily contemplating the thought of p...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 14:18:00 GMT |
Great Mouse Detective. |
We, we who were born in 1900, 1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996, 2008 are the Chinese New Year of The Rat.This is our actual year!! This year is the year of the Rat..........so I hope we ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 00:26:00 GMT |
Question. |
Is it love or is it Fancy Feast?
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:58:00 GMT |
