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THE LOG LADY

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About Me


reporter: if you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
walter bowyer: a cheese tree.

i'm a kinesthetic learner. i just found that out about five hours ago and now everything makes sense! sorry if my myspace is "strange" (as i hear it is). i blame it on five things:
1) hearing loss my left ear
2) my obsession with rubber cement as a child
3) my obsession with anne frank as a child
4) my obsession with socks as a child (and now)
5) all the times i broke my nose and didn't get a black eye

My Interests

trivia, aquaria, the fibonacci sequins, caffeine, old trees, sweat, cluttering, office equipment, grandparents, cities with good public transportation systems, lei feng, dogs, being like half german and stuff, having a lifelong crush on steve martin, youtube, drawbridges, jeff bridges, apiculture, sleeping, bars (particularly harbour lights, the taproom, the pig and the replay), pinball, pinball wizards

Music:

"hellraiser" by john zorn, the spook lights, ABBA, wu tang clan, pixies, animal collective et. al, dungeon family, t. rex, EPMD, junior boys, ad astra per aspera, tchaikovsky, UGK, david vandervelde, wendy carlos, "very loud" by the shout out louds, prince prior to becoming a jehovah's witness, etc.

Movies:

clash of the titans, star wars 3-6, class of 1984, funny games, being there, torn curtain, espinazo del diablo, do the right thing, casablanca, national lampoon's christmas vacation

Television:

twin peaks, project runway, lost, rocky and bullwinkle

Books:

the hot zone, a history of violence, kozol, mccarthy, hurston, fitzgerald, ellison, faulkner, alan moore, probably the book of urantia if i ever finish it

My Blog

Yeah TOAST!

1.Where were you at 3:02 AM this morning?passed the fuck out.2. What was the first thing you thought this morning?WHY GOD, WHYYYY? (i was channelin...
Posted by THE LOG LADY on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:27:00 PST

Scared of Santa?!

this is amazing. i seriously don't know what i would do without fark.com in my life. actually, i do know what i'd do...probably clean my room or learn to read. oh well.ps. thanks gabe for showing me t...
Posted by THE LOG LADY on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 08:38:00 PST

YOURE A LIFESAVER

i'd like to dedicate this blog to my inhaler. scratch that-- ONE of my inhalers. i have another one somewhere but i keep losing it. it is red.anyway this is the inhaler to which (of which? to whom? wt...
Posted by THE LOG LADY on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 10:04:00 PST

FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: RE: FW: WHUT UP

things that must happen before the end of the year:1) must do children's workshop on origami, or else2) find a cheap ass french program and relearn how to conjugate verbs3) learn conversational japane...
Posted by THE LOG LADY on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:02:00 PST

AMERICAN AIRLINES: PUNISH THEM NOW!

if you find yourself needing to make travel plans in the next ten years or so, i strongly suggest you stay away from american airlines. we are in a fight right now because they made my weekend a compl...
Posted by THE LOG LADY on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:13:00 PST

FOUR TINY POCKETS FOR FOUR TINY BODIES

the news just keeps getting better and better. last week it was "four tiny bodies discovered in woman's yard". okay, really if a woman is causing miscarriages and all that shit, that's awful. but the ...
Posted by THE LOG LADY on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:57:00 PST

horse balls are worthless creatures and must be punished

horseplay, the healthy way ...
Posted by THE LOG LADY on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 04:03:00 PST

KJHK DJs are worthless creatures and must be punished

i have been at kjhk for eleven semesters now and USUALLY i love kjhk, but god help me if saturday night wasn't the worst kjhk night of my life. let's just say...my show ends at midnight and after my s...
Posted by THE LOG LADY on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 01:59:00 PST

sorting hats are worthless creatures and must be punished

if anyone wasn't sure that i had the perfect job (for me)...today during a staff meeting, we made a collective decision to recommend that KU enrollment be done with a sorting hat. so like...you go to ...
Posted by THE LOG LADY on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 12:58:00 PST

amputees are worthless creatures and must be punished!

yesterday's headline on cnn.com said "girl stable after feet severed on ride".yeah well if she tried to stand up, she'd fall over. that's pretty unstable to me. sorry but some of the descriptions of t...
Posted by THE LOG LADY on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:30:00 PST