Generally, I am searching for food and building materials (leaves, twigs, branches). During mating season my social life goes into overload and I end up going out almost every evening. I like to sing in the shower, drop acorns on unsuspecting humans and harass small birds./
best squirrel quiz
Squirrel name? Squirrel but my friends call me
Type or Squirrel you are? Eastern Grey (Scurius carolinensis)
Fur colour? Grey
Tail size and fluffyness? Extra fluffy, moderate size
Temperate? what?
Type of abode you reaside in? The dens (holes in trees) are a luxury usually Bogarted by birds, nests are pretty common for my situation
A squirrel's brain is about the size of a walnut did u know that? stfu
Favorite...
Food? Walnuts, peanuts, pine nuts (everything but donuts) acorns, occasional bird egg and once in a while, a human ear
Country? exchange student from Senegal
Other Squirel? Melissa the fox squirrel
Attack method? See "Squirrel Insurgency of 2001: Guerilla Tactics and Urban Warfare"
Season? what? Whoever wrote this has a walnut-sized brain
Have you ever...
Stolen nuts? What do you think?
Eaten ants? ugh..
Tried to steal a car? I have tried, yes...
Been in a movie? Some sort of a weather channel deal (which they didn't pay me for)
Drank beer with a beaver? No, I've smoked weed with a groundhog though
Come up with a plan for world domination? 5th Amendment
been trapped in a garbage can? Not for more than 5 minutes
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