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DJ J

sometimes the wolves are quiet, and the moon howls

About Me

merely a pigment of your imagination.

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My Interests

dead authors and musicians, homos, archeologists, junkies, jokes, handspun yarn, paintings, language, movies, subtitles, modern dance technique, pictures, adjectives, sounds, colors, synaesthesia, anaesthesia, specificity, new york city, london, paris, prague, cincinnati, eyes, ears, teeth, hands, feet, and i really like to blow air into people's noses. it's very intimate.

I'd like to meet:

a lighthouse keeper. or a gunslinger.

Music:

peaches, robots in disguise, the faint, depeche mode, tom waits, bjork, geraldine fibbers, talking heads, p.j. harvey, pet shop boys, erasure, gogol bordello, the smiths, morrissey, abby travis, the toasters, the pilfers, the clash, brian eno, the pixies, the pretenders, queen, massive attack, new drop era, saul williams, joy division, dave bowie, robert "bob" smith, nouvelle vague, underworld, siouxsie and the banshees, the creatures, annie lennox, morcheeba, nick cave and the bad seeds, nina simone...

Movies:

woody allen, films of the french new wave, german expressionism, david lynch, errol morris, luc besson, jim jarmusch, stanley kubrick, alfred hitchcock, and mommy dearest is my rocky horror.

Television:

family guy, doctor who, ab fab, gimme gimme gimme, league of gentlemen, and NINJA WARRIOR!

Books:

vlad nabokov, hubert selby jr., t.c. boyle, lorrie moore, alan moore, grant morrison, neil gaiman, warren ellis, garth ennis, frank miller, any of the beats, lots of poetry, plays, short stories and comics and such.

Heroes:

eleonora duse, t.s. eliot, eddie izzard, tracey ullman, john cleese, david byrne. especially david byrne. he's nice.

My Blog

sxsux don't ask me where sixth street is

that was the best shirt i saw all week. welcome to austin texas! you made it! after wandering around newark airport like a retarded mutant janitrix (fem. janitor?) for FIFTEEN HOURS i actually got on ...
Posted by DJ J on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:17:00 PST

bugface

we all go a little mad sometimes, said anthony perkins in my mind's eye when i called upon a way to say what happened tonight. i didn't go mad. i'm just ducky. but i feel like a fucking turncoat. i th...
Posted by DJ J on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:23:00 PST

(in my absence)

the red door shouts as the window shuts the upturned sky becomes the lawn reflected constellations fade into the pale skin of daylight colors are lost underwater and tumble down a mountain ...
Posted by DJ J on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:58:00 PST

three years ago tomorrow

i am currently avoiding the number nineteen. it's a heartbreaking motherfucking number. so i'm writing this today. it was the last night i ever slept in the room i grew up in, with all the poems i ha...
Posted by DJ J on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 02:45:00 PST

it's october again

whip out those abby travis albums, everybody! it's time to char some stuffy guys and carve some pumpkins! it's OCTOBER again! it smells like dead leaves and tastes like apple cider. it makes me want ...
Posted by DJ J on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 03:29:00 PST

notes from the swamp

hello out there all you subterranean homesick lovemonkeys-- this is your old pal jess cohen reporting live from the center of all the action- new paltz, new york. i just killed a gigantic vampire of a...
Posted by DJ J on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:10:00 PST

armadillos have leprosy

holy shit, i'm back in new york, it's cold, it's grey, it's snowing, and i am not the least bit bothered. i'm here all right, i feel my feet hurting, and i can smell myself without really trying. i sm...
Posted by DJ J on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 12:20:00 PST

if i had a heart to rip out

happy st. valentine's day. it hasn't been much of a day, really. i'm sure it must have been good for someone. chuck was in town again... another stomach clenching memory walking in my window that ...
Posted by DJ J on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 06:39:00 PST

call me...KHAAAAAAAAAAN!

Your arch-nemesis is:Captain Kirk Why?Because they saw you singing in the rain and told everyone The winner will be...They already have too many arch nemeses, so you are on their friends list....
Posted by DJ J on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:17:00 PST

crying into my coffee

apparently, i was not sunny enough for one of my customers today. i was NOT delivering quality coffee along with legendary service. i was delivering quality coffee with basic service, and it was just ...
Posted by DJ J on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 06:06:00 PST