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Jimlet

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About Me

Hello friend, I'm James/Jimmy/Jimbo/Spud/Peach/Jimlet. I enjoy going out at night and stealing people's garden plants. It's so gratifying in the morning to see a half naked man screaming in terror. "GILLIAN WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY BEGONIAS?!" Ah, the look on their faces when they just see a chipolata where the plants used to be. Here is an example of what my brain is like:I love metal music, getting real fuckin drunk and occasionally baked. Mars bars are disgusting. I'm a party animal within a shy blokes body, if anybody can unlock him it would be just fantastic. I'm in the process of growing back my dreadies, i miss them everyday :( Beahan tried to talk me out of it but it was too late :'(. I never thought I'd get myspace but I've gone with the flow and got it. Erm, what to say? I'm a nice bloke once you get to know me with abit of a sick sense of humour. Gets along with anyone, so look me up and we'll get fuckin wasted sometime. I play the drums, skateboard, and study business management at the fine establishment that is Coventry University. I did work at The Oak Inn in Coventry City Centre. I worked with a great bunch of people who I slaved away with till 5am. It has a predominantly chav/inbred customer base. "I SAID STELLA YA TWAT!" Before I could assure this neanderthal skinhead twat that it is stella, he'd started a fight with a group of nearby intoxicated bints, and started sucking his mother's penis. I figured I'd include this because it makes up the bulk of this here "about me" thing. I Take an annual pilgrimmage to Download Festival, which is where I sincerely feel at home. I'd love to get into music and get away from the monotony that is the rat race. I wish to die a spectacular death....YOUNG!!! I'm not ending my days sucking apple sauce through a god damn straw!! I love huge, random and philosophical chats you can lose yourself in. Strawberry milkshakes suck. Here is some Chimaira for your listening pleasure :)

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Bejeweled 2 Deluxe

A really addictive game that gets me swearing at the top of my voice "AV THAT YOU FACKIN' WANKER!!"

My Interests

It's all about the music (see below) -Skating -Playing drums -Getting wasted. -I'm currently devising a way in which I can do all 3 at once I Like-: -Good beer...where it dosen't die the second you put it in the glass -Insane guitar riffs (Wylde,Vai,Dimebag,hendrix and Slash) -Engaging philosophical conversations -The Sea -Daydreaming -The smell of Petrol and freshly baked bread :D:D:D -The feel of a freshly baked me :D:D:D -Cats! They're so awesome -Falling asleep -Staying asleep -Live Metal....the feeeeeeling :D I hate-: -Reality fucking TV! All the wannabe fuckheads just wanting in on a piece of hollow fame. -Celebrity Culture (The most famous are the most superficial and talentless of all) -Fashion! Perpetuated very much so by the celebrity bellends every motherfucker idolises! -people that start every sentence with "oh my god!" -Contemporary films. Just trying to out do each other with controversy. "A story of two gay cowboys, plagued by a flesh eating Virus...The only person who can stop it is..*dramatic pause* A dead man! -Tabloid newspapers sensationalising everything! With their shit puns! -Cokeheads. Take your fucking scutty habit and shove it up your ringpieces! -The Male ego.....It does for bullshit what stonehenge did for rocks. -People who constantly wear sunglasses. You shouldn't always be hiding your eyes! I'm a real tolerant guy, but I just have afew dislikes that I'm really passionate about....sorry. -Look at this stupid fucking thing below....it looks nothing like me LMFAO

I'd like to meet:

People with a damn good sense of humour, always up for laughing. People who can look at things and laugh despite the fact it may be a big pile 'a' burnin' shit! People who think outside of the box, differentiate from what society tells them. I'd love a look at life from an array of perspectives. It'd also be cool to meet fellow drummers/bands for general hints, tips and musically mutual pleasentries. Everybody has worthwhile attributes and quirks....so bring them to me! :D http://www.testriffic.com"
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Music:

METAL!!! -A Perfect Circle -Alice in chains -American Head Charge -Atreyu -Black Stone Cherry -Chimaira -Children of Bodom -Daath -Disturbed -Dope -Drowning Pool -Flaw -Guns 'N' Roses -Incubus -In Flames -Killswitch Engage -KoRn -Lamb of God -Led Zeppelin -Mastodon -Machinehead -Megadeth -Metallica -Mudvayne -Nirvana -Oasis (Not metal but a fucking good band) -PanterA -Pearl Jam -Priestess -Sepultura -Slash's Snakepit -Slipknot -Shadows Fall -Something Rotten (Awesome local band) -Soulfly -Soundgarden -Stone Sour -Superjoint Ritual -System of a Down -Tool -The Beatles -The Union Underground -Unearth -Wolfmother -Anything original that shows real creativity. Innovative sound i love! Look at this cat!!! i want it!!! headbanging cat

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Movies:

I can never get into movies nowadays. I ruin it for myself by being a cynical penis and pointing out every incongruous aspect like an anally retentive turd. Here's afew from history I've enjoyed. Saving Private Ryan...."James....Earn this...E-earn it!" Raging Bull..."FUCK YOU! FUCK YOUR MOTHER!" The Die HArd Trilogy..."Yippee Kiyae motherfucker!" The 6th Day...."YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!" *smashes head off floor* Withnail and I-LMFAO!! Funniest film I've ever seen. "We'll install a fucking dukebox!!!" Flip sorry

Television:

TRAILER PARK BOYS!!! "Time for drinkin bud!"Family Guy, South Park, The Simpsons, Blackadder, Frasier, Monty Python's flying circus, Fawlty Towers, Top Gear, Garth Merenghi's Darkplace, Curb your enthusiasm, The Office, Extras, Dave Chapelle.

Books:

-Digital Fortress, Deception Point, Angels and demons, and The Da vinci code by Dan Brown -The Dave Grohl biography -What if? -The Kurt Cobain diaries -Freakonomics by Stephen D. Levitt -Social Constructionism by Vivian Burr (Actually a text book, but has some fucking awesome ideas) -The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins (This book is fucking amazing!) -And another thing, You know you got soul, and The world according to clarkson, by Jeremy Clarkson. -On the Edge by Richard Hammond

Heroes:

James, Lars, Kirk and Cliff (R.I.P) Maynard James Keenan, Bill Hicks, Dylan Moran, Joey Jordisson, Robert plant, Jimmy Page, John Bonham (R.I.P) and John Paul Jones, John Lennon(R.I.P), George Harrison(R.I.P), PaulMcCartney and Ringo Starr, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Koston, Bob Burnquist, Danny Way, and Rodney Mullen. Oh and Brian Fair. I wanna ask him how long it took to grow his dreads. I met him once outside the Killswitch gig....yeeeeeeeeah! if I missed anybody then apologies.....oh yeah and the guy that invented pudding :)

My Blog

The transition.

 Hey everybody,                          I got the job at WIT Marketing. It's a total c...
Posted by Jimlet on Sat, 10 May 2008 11:33:00 PST

What in the fuck?

 It appears that Boris Johnson is going to be the new mayor of London. They've smashed ahead so far with 44% of the vote and if that's indicative of how the electorate is feeling then we're all f...
Posted by Jimlet on Sat, 03 May 2008 12:39:00 PST

Quite the conundrum

 Hey all,  I have a situation to put to you all, and I would really appreciate your feedback :) I’ve been called to this important grad interview for a marketing firm on Friday 4th Apr...
Posted by Jimlet on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:51:00 PST

Iraq

 The latest figures have shown that this illegitimate,  unjustified "war on terror" has cost the British taxpayer just under £9 billion. Can anybody tell me what this has acheived? Thou...
Posted by Jimlet on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:39:00 PST

Jeremy Clarkson

 This man is my god damn hero! With his acerbic, honest mindset, and bloody funny books. Not to mention the figurehead of the best show on TV. Here's to him!  Look at him blazing ...
Posted by Jimlet on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 11:45:00 PST

IKEA

 The other day Rich asked me to track down some pitchers for the bar. So off I popped to Wilko...none there. So I went to Ikea to try my luck. This was a terrible idea! That place is the most bad...
Posted by Jimlet on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 03:12:00 PST

A computer game idea for the standards agency.

 Here's my idea. It's called "PWN'D!" (To make great use of the current rhetoric) You're a down trodden "goff". You go round the streets on missions to "PWN" chavs and inbreds lmao. It's a delici...
Posted by Jimlet on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:40:00 PST

Thoughts....

 Have you ever been jacking off to the most horrendous girl on a porn site ever (purely to see how disgusted you can make yourself) Then as you're wiping jizz off off your leg you look down sulle...
Posted by Jimlet on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:35:00 PST

Myspace security

 I've noticed recently that because of all these "phishers" you have to type in a randomly assorted code before commenting or making friends with somebody on Myspace. You also have to do it if yo...
Posted by Jimlet on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:23:00 PST

Megadeth

 Well, what can I say? Megadeth last night was bloody awesome! It was a pretty intimate atmosphere in the old Carling Academy. Such a small venue for Megadeth. Job for a Cowboy and Evile wer...
Posted by Jimlet on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 09:05:00 PST