About Me
Sophia:"to clarrie. remember: friends are disposable. mooncup is forever!"
Coupling Series 1, Episode 6:
Steve(to Jeff): Sorry... so you're telling us that, as a young child,
and despite the obvious electrical dangers, you
sexually assaulted the television during "Songs of Praise"?
Patrick: Is... is that what happened to your hair?
"I'VE GOT MY WETWANG ONNN!!!"
I travel about a lot.
I'm either in Canterbury or Rye, Hastings, London or probably somewhere else, most of the time.
As I get older.. people seem to think I look younger.
Could get served at 14.. Now 18, I can't buy an adult train ticket without inquisitive looks.
I'm taking up scuba diving, and go swimming a lot.
Supposedly doing Duke of Edinburgh Gold award, and was a volunteer at the Red Cross.
I have a nice collection of rejection letters from paid jobs.
I hate the smell of Kerrigold butter.
I have a DVD buying obsession, where I always buy at least one DVD every time I go into town (or Disney video)
It is now my life's ambition to marry a sexxxy Italian "stallion" (no mother, not a horse..) run away into the sunset, and move to Venice. And listen to them say "Doge" over and over again like that man on that DVD....
I LIKE:
Tesco clotted cream rice pudding/watching a film every night, and falling asleep to it/OCAKBASI/outrageous dancing to cheesy pop music, so bad that the curtains have to be closed incase of casual observers.../"Why does everything have to turn into a dance?"/watching extreme sports/London/Mrs.Clarrie/Nacho Supremes/hangover pasta, even though I don't drink anymore, the pasta's still good/Marlowes/sour apple loops, Haribo peaches (R.I.P), and those really toxic bonbons that are so nice, and cut my tongue if I eat too many/rating restaurants with my mum and Richard/my dad's flat at 3am playing vinyls/XBOX and PS3 and Wii/EGGS/cranberry juice/being the subject of my brother and mother's jokes/winning at bowling due to extreme anger/making tiramisu and experimental cooking, where pretty much everything contains rosemary/avoiding the high street, using the back-streets/watching live comedy (Ardal O' Hanlon and Kitty Flannagan/going to gigs and music festivals/horrifying people by the state of me on london underground after music festivals/setting off the fire alarm when making toast/flying/the colour green and the colour blue/ yorkshire accents/FILMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS- and my charity shop searches, hunting for cheap Disney videos.
