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Steve Bob™

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About Me

I work as a tour-manager for bands, mostly from the USA or Japan. I have been doin this pretty much full time for over 4 years. I do all kindsa shit, bail them outta jail, force the promoter to pay up ALL the money, test the backstage beer to make sure it is of the required standard, spiritual guidance, ect. I could list all the bands here, but it would take too long. A lot of them are in my friends list anyway so its not hard to figure out.

Bands: Send me a message telling me why i should add you. This means you looked at my profile. I will add you. if not, I won't.
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My Interests

Good times, good times. Things that are bad for me. Girls that are good to me. Good whisky. Bad party shirts. Cuban cigars. Silly String. Lurking. Boudoirs. Snowboarding. Cookin great food. Gambling. Traffic cones on statues. Strong coffee. Motorcycles. Golf. I read a lot. Music. Drinking. Yes thats right, i play golf. Hate golfers but love golf. Playing bass or guitar. Currently seeking heavy duty musical project.

What muscle car are you? (With pictures)
1970 Plymouth CudaStatistics: Engine: 440 cu. In. 6 pack V8 0-60 mph: 5.9Gross HP: 390 @ 4700 rpm mile: 14.04 sec. @ 100.0 mphGross Torque: 490 lb-ft @ 3200 rpm
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I'd like to meet:

People who don't take this stupid shit too serious. Rock people. People who Rock. I like to meet new people but only if you have something to say to me, Don..t add and then never communicate, that "look i..ve got more myspace friends than you" bullshit pisses me off. Plus I think everyone is a jerk. You, me, everyone. Prove to me you..re not and we should get on just fine.

Friend requests: If you have no picture, I will deny you. If you have a stupid number of friends (5,000+), I will deny you. If your site links to porn, I will deny you. If you are yet another shitty band I never heard of and will never like, guess what? I'm gonna deny you.

Music:

Kyuss, Motörhead, Pantera, ADF, Deadbolt, Elvis, Fu Manchu, early ZZ Top, Miles Davis, Journey, Rolling Stones, Sabbath, Deftones, Roky Eriksson, Alice Cooper, Speedbuggy USA, Foreigner, Thin Lizzy, Rush, Coltrane, Chuck Berry, Sepultura, Hermano, Machine Head, The Melvins, Johnny Cash, U.F.O, Iron Maiden, Zamarro, John Lee Hooker, Duke Ellington, Tool, Five Horse Johnson, Night Ranger, Van Halen, all my friends bands (yes Pat, even Junkyard), and music for good times. I'll probably change all this next time I look in the record box and remember a load of other shit.

This week i been spinning:
Motley Crue - Girls Girls Girls
Rush - Moving Pictures
Journey - Escape
Jeffersen Starship - Knee Deep

Movies:

1. The Blues Brothers
2. The Big Lebowski
3. The Way of the Gun
4. Spinal Tap: The Movie
Also worth a mention: Tarantino movies, Hammer Horror, Cheech and Chong, Marx Bros, Evil Dead, Dawn of the Dead, anything with zombies in it basically.

Gimme some sugar baby.

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Television:

Only thing I watch on TV is classic british comedy. Blackadder, Red Dwarf, Monty Python, Only Fools and Horses, you know, stuff from back when the talking picture box was funny. Fuck all that reality Bullshit. Except for the Timbo n Gordo show, of course. Simpsons and futurama DVD box sets rule. Also watch The Sopranos and The Shield.

Books:

Reading now: Fidel Castro, My Life - Ignacio Ramonet

Read regularly: Record Collector, Terry Pratchett, The Art of War - Sun Tzu, Music biographies / autobiographies, Spike Milligan, Robert Pirsig.

Heroes:

Heroes? Yeah right. In fact most people at the forefront of entertainments, the leaders of politics, business and industry hardly deserve to be put up on a pedestal. Under one would in fact be more appropriate. On the other hand here are a few who have achieved a level of drug consumption and/or general lazyness that i could only hope to aspire to. Rasputin, Bender B Rodriguez, David Lister, Caligula, Branwell Brontë, Lemmy.

My Blog

Brave New (non smoking) World

By: Rick Moran I can't stand the sight of spinach. All my life, I've wanted to be like Popeye and eat my spinach. But the sight, smell, texture, and consistency of Spinach makes me want to puke. If...
Posted by Steve Bob™ on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 03:23:00 PST

Ted Nugent Rocks (Part 1)

COMMENTS OVERHEARD AT A BRAINSTORMING MEETING BETWEEN TED NUGENT ANDTHE EDITORS OF GOURMET MAGAZINE WHERE THEY WERE DISCUSSING THE UPCOMING BOOK GOURMET MAGAZINE'S VEGAN COOKING WITH TED NUGENT.BY AAR...
Posted by Steve Bob™ on Mon, 14 May 2007 08:47:00 PST

A wake up call from Australia

Subject: Three Cheers for Australia -----Three Cheers For Australia Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radica...
Posted by Steve Bob™ on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:55:00 PST