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Mrs. Schmoopie

Don't hate because my life is perfection!

About Me

You want to know a little about me? I love my boyfriend, my friends, my family (even if I don't LIKE them much sometimes), and the smell of newspapers, permanent markers, fresh cut grass, wood shops, new cars, leather, and fireplaces. I have pet peeves too. Oh yeah, you know who you are when you read this - two faced people, people that steal my phrases and words (friends excluded), bitches, skanks, falsies, posers, porn freaks, snobbery, and liars. I admire ambition and honesty. I love genuine people that actually make the attempt to understanding me before judging me. I believe in karma and the golden rule. I have been called "cynicle, selfish and cold". Keep in mind that these are the same people that have usually stabbed me in the back or done something mean to me. I can be your best friend or your worst ememy. I am kind and loving to those that hold worth. I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

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My Interests

The holidays are right around the corner and so is my birthday (wink, wink, nudge nudge). This is lovely little link to my very own wish list...Visit my WishListI LOVE, LOVE, LOVE photography and modeling. I have two excellent photographers in my life - my boyfriend and the one that took the following pic (the rest of his beatiful work can be seen at www.byrontaylor.com)
Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||||| 43%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Interdependence || 10%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||| 36%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 70%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security || 10%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Female cliche |||||||||||||| 56% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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I'd like to meet:

There are so many people I would love to meet. The list is so long as well as the reasons to meet them. I have already met the perfect partner so don't think you are actually going to get my attention with your lame ass pick up lines. Everyone has their list of celebs that they would love to cross paths with. Mine include (dead and living), but are not limited to Angelina Jolie, Gia Carrangi, Matthew McConaughey, Desmond Harrington, Hugh Hefner, Briana Banks, Asia Carrera, Robin Williams, Prince, Diamond and Pearl, L.L. Cool J, The Dresden Dolls, and Matthew Lillard.
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Music:

There is an endless list of music I like to listen to. I have decided to name one band or person in the music industry I like for every letter of the alphabet. But keep in mind it does not stop here. *Aerosmith*The Beatles*The Cult*Don McLean*Eamon*Frank Sinatra*George Strait*Heroes Among Theives*Incubus*Jimi Hendrix*Kitty*Lucinda Williams*Mozart*Nine Inch Nails*Orgy*Prince*Queen*Rascal Flatts*Shania Twain*Toby Mac*UB40*Velvet Revolver*Will Smith*X-2-C*Yes*Z-Z Top* As you can see I listen to just about everything. Lately, I have been listening to stuff I can relate to the most. IE Prince's Greatest Hits as well as Marvin Gaye's Greatest Hits. I LOVE to dance. Especially when I have had a few drinks. And when I have had a few, I can dance to pretty much anything. Don't take my word for it. Ask a couple of my buddies that I have partied with... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

I like any movie that makes me laugh. I love anything Monty Python or Mel Brooks. Some of my favorites from my own collection are (but not limited to) *Benny & Joon*Cruel Intentions*Death Becomes Her*Encino Man*Finding Nemo*G.I. Jane*Harlem Nights*Jawbreaker*Kiss The Girls*Love Stinks*Money Pit*The NeverEnding Story*O*Practical Magic*The Rules of Attraction*Stigmata*Very Bad Things*Wild Things*One of my ALL TIME FAVES and a great classic --- "Who's on First" - Abbott & Costello

Television:

I like to laugh and smile. I love anything that can make me do that! I have enough drama in my own life I don't need anymore on my television... width="425" height="350" ..There is an exception to every rule.I am now addicted!

Books:

I don't have time to read much though words are my passion. I am currently reading "The Art of Suduction" by Robert Greene . I like murder mysteries based on fact. I.E. Ted BundyI totally dig anything about women's lib, feminism, gay rights, etc. I have read a variety of things and some books and mags I recomend are "Bitch Magazine", "Notes From My Travels" by Angelina Jolie, "Box Lunch" by Diana Cage, "The Five Love Languages for Singles" by Gary Chapman, and "Pledged - The Secret Life of Sororities" by Alexandra Robbins.

Heroes:

I have a few heroes. I have a few friends that would fit into that catagory. They are Jack, with whom I share a brain; Holly, the mother that traded her son in for me; my boyfriend, who understands me and loves me in spite of who I am; and my little brother, who though misunderstood, can have fun and crack a joke at any situation. I support the men and women in the armed forces. I love you all and thanks for putting yourselves out there.^Those ladies are pretty awesome too!

My Blog

The Wonderful Man & Our New Addition

This has been a pretty exciting week. If you want to hear some insane personal business then read on. Frist of all, Matt and I have a new addition to our little "family". As if you all didn't know, Ma...
Posted by Diamond in the Rough on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 04:49:00 PST

Money doesn't buy Class

Saturday night was the night of the Smith annual Halloween bash. I have missed it the past two years due to ex boyfriends not willing to go, HUGE breakups, and a fear of running into "haunts". (Those ...
Posted by Diamond in the Rough on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:05:00 PST

Not that I really care

I think it's odd that men tell me that there is a certain kind of situation they refuse to get involved with again and then make "exceptions". "I will never get involved with nother girl with a kid ag...
Posted by Diamond in the Rough on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 05:31:00 PST

Sigh

I am in such a funk. I feel sad like te whole world is against me. I'm going to get my hair did. Maybe I will feel better afterward. If not then I am going shopping.
Posted by Diamond in the Rough on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:41:00 PST

If I had it to do all over again

Last night I watched "The Lakehouse" and began to think about it all. I thought about my current situation and if I had a way of communicating with Ike via letters through some sort of timewarpin...
Posted by Diamond in the Rough on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 09:59:00 PST

Really High Highs & Not Too Low Lows.

On the way home from Sunday dinner with my boyfriend's family a smile found its way on my face as I listened to the lyrics of "You Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This". I thought of Matt (my current boyfriend...
Posted by Diamond in the Rough on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 06:23:00 PST

annoying women

As everyone that reads my blog knows, this is my place to vent and bitch about mundane stuff that kind of eats at my nerves. It's not the end of the world, it's not a life or death situation. It's jus...
Posted by Diamond in the Rough on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 04:14:00 PST

I have been tagged!

6 Weird Things......   Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things/habits about you. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird habits/things as well as state this ru...
Posted by Diamond in the Rough on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 07:25:00 PST

Saying Good Bye

My fear of the dark and being alone has increased vastly. I recieved some startling news yesterday when I got home from work. My landlady called me (which is almost always followed by bad news). She a...
Posted by Diamond in the Rough on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 07:23:00 PST

Don't Hate... Congratulate!

It has come to my attention that no matter how happy you are there is always someone that tries to bring you down. What is even more interesting are those that try to bring you down behind your back. ...
Posted by Diamond in the Rough on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 03:34:00 PST