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lauren

Officially the biggest midget in the game.

About Me

Super!

My Interests

Italian opera, Southern gothic literature, the narrative design, Parker Posey, whiskey, ninjas, zombies, pirates, pirate zombies, zombie ninjas

I'd like to meet:

Cherith Cutestory

Music:

Over the Rhine, Sufjan Stevens, Chad VanGaalen, Half-handed Cloud, Air, Colleen, Belle and Sebastian, Dandelion Death, Arling and Cameron, Magnetic Fields, Ramones, Ella Fitzgerald, Rufus Wainwright, Damien Rice, The Ditty Bops, Beck, Leo Kottke, The Children's Hour, Loretta Lynn, Jeff Buckley, Weezer, Stephane Pompougnac, Bebel Gilberto, boards of canada, The Postal Service, Death Cab for Cutie, Leonard Cohen, Kim Taylor, Violent Femmes, Zucchero, The Shins, Joni Mitchell, Animal Collective, The Blackheart Procession, I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness, Nikki Sudden & The Jacobites, The Earlies, Faure, Benjamin Britten, Steve Reich, Red House Painters, Ween

Movies:

Waiting for Guffman, The Royal Tenenbaums, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The House of Yes, Ed Wood, Sideways, Kill Bill volumes I and II, A Life Less Ordinary, Dogville, Dumb and Dumber, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Love Actually, The Neverending Story, Anchorman, Pulp Fiction, Quills, Hideous Kinky, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Virgin Suicides, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Office Space, Amelie, Donnie Darko, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Television:

The Simpsons, 24, Arrested Development, Family Guy, Project Runway, Keeping Up Appearances, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Comeback, Six Feet Under, Weeds

Books:

Like Being Killed, The Little Prince, The Captain's Verses, The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter, Pastoralia, The House of Mirth, The Scarlet Letter, White Noise, Everything Is Illuminated, The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things, anything by Raymond Carver, Carson McCullers, Amy Hempel, Galway Kinnell, Annie Proulx, David Sedaris, Osip Mandelshtam, Marina Tsvetaeva, Vyacheslav Ivanov, Joseph Brodsky, Tony Earley, or Flannery O'Connor... Jesus' Son, The Crying of Lot 49, The Hours, Homeland, The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe, The Gashlycrumb Tinies

Heroes:

Josiah the Messiah; THRILLHO

My Blog

clown hat, curly hair, smiley face

...and hang the Turk who invented work.
Posted by lauren on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 02:15:00 PST

Not true

Lauren --[adjective]:Sexually stunning'How">http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz.php?id=83">'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at http://www.quizgalaxy.com" style="color: #FF0000;">QuizGalaxy....
Posted by lauren on Wed, 10 May 2006 02:21:00 PST

It's all fun and games until someone gets SARS

6 weird things   So the rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 6 weird things or habits about yourself. In the end, you need to choose the 7 people to be tagged and lis...
Posted by lauren on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:17:00 PST

I love pretending that people care about my survey answers.

1.You have 10 bucks and need to buy snacks at a gas station, what do you get?Big League Chew, beef jerky, a lunchable, Riesen Chocolate Chews, and a bottle or two of Strawberry AquaCal. 2. If you had ...
Posted by lauren on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 12:35:00 PST

Alas, poor Thursday...

Dear Diary,      Well, it's Thursday and miraculously, my weave hasn't caught on fire nor has my fembot circuitry fizzled and popped-- yet.  At any rate, I thought I'd ta...
Posted by lauren on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 10:38:00 PST

Sestina!!

I woke up this morning like, 'what the fuck?' Six in the a.m.  I mean, seriously. Also, I was burping up wine which ain't good. Then I was like, 'Should I shower today?  Umm no.  I'm no...
Posted by lauren on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 11:42:00 PST

Tomfoolery

Why isn't Wingdings an available font? What a stupid face. This one is dumber, though: Retarded....
Posted by lauren on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 11:59:00 PST

Positively Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Due notti fa, ho sognato di Israele. Ho sognato di strade lunghe, polverose. Non ho avuto i soldi.  Non ho avuto una destinazione.  Ero solo ma non ero impaurito.  Il cie...
Posted by lauren on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 10:01:00 PST

Mad Lib Monday

Dear Diary, Here is a Mad Lib I created online, using their prompt, "Eleanor Rigby." Ah, look at all the wet emo kids!Ah, look at all the wet emo kids! Agnes Pisser picks up the vaginal discharge in ...
Posted by lauren on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 10:47:00 PST

It's Tuesday

Dear Diary,      It's another blustery, frigid day here, in the center of the universe.  Normally, I wouldn't mind-- it's still winter after all.  But yesterday was ...
Posted by lauren on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:55:00 PST