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Paul Junior

There's a knot inside my stomach that's growing faster every day so pardon me for not showing up to

About Me

My name is PJ. I have a dog named Axl who is kind of fat for his size. I work with computers and I like to spend my free time hanging out with friends or sitting on my couch although the stoop is cool when the weather is nice. I grew up 2 blocks away from the beach in a town called Surf City, NJ. It love it there. Why I am in Philadelphia, I do not know but I've been here for 9 years now and have grown accustomed to it. I like to say stupid things. I symbolize your very last chance to act like an asshole.

My Interests

Sleeping. SBs. FCs. Pirating.

I'd like to meet:

A girl that can catwalk through dog shit.

Music:

Def Jux, Aesop Rock, Guns N Roses, ACDC, Joy Division, Explosions in the Sky, Wu Tang, Nas, The Sonics, The Dirtbombs, Album Leaf, Q And Not U, Big L, Placebo, Karate, Black Heart Procession.

Movies:

Pi, Requiem For A Dream, Memento, Poolhall Junkies, Big Lebowski, Critters, Maximum Overdrive, Stop Making Sense, The Color of Money, the Hustler, True Stories, Life Aquatic, Day Watch, Night Watch, Transformers

Television:

The Office, The Wire, Dexter, Weeds.

Books:

The Professor, the Banker, and the Suicide King.

Heroes:

Anyone who isn't sleep deprived.

My Blog

Ready on the left?

God please.  I was born sloppy on an origami tugboat in high seas.  Now I spend simmering summers dragging bigger boats on home to dock and soak the spotlit evenings while I sweat and watch ...
Posted by Paul Junior on Wed, 23 May 2007 07:39:00 PST

Fortune Cookie

The latest one reads "You will have a long and wealthy  life."This is completely the opposite of short and poor which seems to be the case.  Maybe I should play the lottery numbers on the ba...
Posted by Paul Junior on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 11:12:00 PST

No Shit

[12:52] LibraryGlasses: Damn.  They got taco flavored Doritos now.[12:52] filadelf: kool diariah ina bag[12:52] LibraryGlasses: No shit!   HAR HAR!!!![12:54] LibraryGlasses: Get it?&nbs...
Posted by Paul Junior on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:58:00 PST

Ugh

I didn't realize that becoming pool league finals champs also meant that booze was free and when you were trying to leave the bartender keeps grabbing your glass and filling it up till way after the b...
Posted by Paul Junior on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 08:46:00 PST

You got any part of...

62 cents?Is what I was asked on my way home tonite immediately after someone asked me if they could "ask me a question." Keep in mind that the 2 questions were from 2 completely different people no mo...
Posted by Paul Junior on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:38:00 PST

Yesssssssssssssssss

    Football season is finally here.
Posted by Paul Junior on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 04:42:00 PST

Reinventing

In the past few weeks I have rediscovered quite a few friends in the midst of "temporarily" losing one very important one.  It's quite a strange feeling and I'm not so sure these rediscoveries ar...
Posted by Paul Junior on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 12:37:00 PST

I'm Stupid

That's pretty much all there is to it.                             
Posted by Paul Junior on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 06:02:00 PST

Yet Again

So I guess it is that time of year again.  The time where girls and guys encounter problems in their relationships and one of them get shit on.  You guessed it.  It was me this time.&nb...
Posted by Paul Junior on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 06:26:00 PST

I'm going to have a heart attack.

So it is 5:19PM.  I am on my second job of the day and I started the first at 6:30AM.  My claim to fame here at the second job is not working right now.  I've used it 100 times if I've ...
Posted by Paul Junior on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 02:28:00 PST