The best funny dream I’ve ever had |
This morning I woke up laughing from the following dream:Hard to describe, many layers... but here goes. It's a movie... Michael Jordan and Bo Jackson are... "Karate Crooks." Two out-of-work former sp...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 18:14:00 GMT |
New York Haiku |
Pigeons in the street.
Two Kraft Singles In The Street
Pigeons eat the shit.
Clouds block out the sun.
Pigeons eat the Kraft Singles.
Pigeons eat the shit.
Cars aren't slowing up.
Pigeon...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 12:49:00 GMT |
ARGH!! |
My body hurts today. I'm all achy and tired and dizzy feeling. I thought maybe I was getting the cold that was going around at work, but that turned out to be a false alarm. Now today I'm starting to ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 14:34:00 GMT |
El Señor Woodito |
Holy shit, man. What a crazy night.
After work, I shot back to Hoboken and made my way up to Maxwell's to wait for Swisher, Steve, Jimmy and Andy. They showed up and we stood around outside for a w...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 01:17:00 GMT |
One Jon said to the other... |
"Chill out, dude. You're getting worked up over work. Settle, my friend. Pop a cold brew and relax."
Jon takes his own advice and settles. Jon walks to SoHo and picks up his fixed computer, carries...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 20:18:00 GMT |
This day is testing my fucking patience |
Why do Tuesdays at work always suck? Or rather... why do I always pick Tuesdays to realize that work eternally sucks?
I'm telling you... not making time for coffee today has made me a fucking lun...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 13:30:00 GMT |
I Think I'm a Doper |
It may seem sad to some. My infatuation/obsession with coffee. But to me, it seems delicious and invigorating. Natural stimulation aside, I do enjoy coffee for its robust flavor and aroma. But recentl...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 14:09:00 GMT |
Killin' Time |
Ho hum. Here I am at work, trying to pass the time until we leave to go to our company outing. 25 minutes can seem like an eternity when youd rather be doing something else. So I sit here and try to ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 12:48:00 GMT |
Sea bee. Gee... Bees! |
All this save CBGBs stuff is kinda crazy. Say what you will about the validity/necessity of saving the venue, but I'm pretty impressed by the number of bands that are reforming (for better or worse) t...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 14:42:00 GMT |
Dagel? Boughnut? |
Would somebody please tell me what the fuck I'm eating right now? I went to the little cart guy on the corner of Astor and Lafayette and ordered a coffee and a cinnamon raisin bagel. The guy looked li...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 09:02:00 GMT |
