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"HEY, YOU'RE THAT ONE GUY WHO..."

Defending the nerds from the herds

About Me

I could be a degenerate hyperactive society cast-off with no hope of integration into the normal flow of human existence.I could be a liar, maybe I am really that unrecognizable face in the crowd who never attracts attention and never accomplishes anything outside of plain consumerist subsistence on television reality shows.Then again, maybe I am a flamboyant quadrasexual performance artist with a traveling solo show that delves into issues like alienation and gender interaction while executing sizzling disco moves under a schizophrenic light show.
"The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents." -- Salvador Dali

My Interests

Music composition, filming, giraffes, botched calligraphy projects, enhanced cornmeal production, hospital beds, water willies, all that junk. Anything covered in fresh llama milk.

I'd like to meet:

People who follow their dreams at all costs.

Music:

I've been told I should hate all of the following, but I just can't bring myself to do it:
XTC, Hirokazu Tanaka (Metroid, Kid Icarus, etc), Pixies, Kinks, Pulp, Ramones, Dead Milkmen, They Might Be Giants, Cure, King Missile, Weezer (Blue & Pinkerton only), Squeeze, Cibo Matto, Slick Rick, Smiths, Beastie Boys, Big Audio Dynamite, Violent Femmes, Julian Cope, Joe Jackson, Blur, Oingo Boingo, Thomas Dolby, Beethoven, Frank Zappa, Mahler, Toad The Wet Sprocket, Glen Phillips, Tchaikovsky, English Beat, Shostakovich, Talking Heads, Stravinsky, Mozart, Smashing Pumpkins, Bach, Vaughn Williams, Holst, Camper Van Beethoven, Ives, Bartok, Schubert, Buggles, Hendrix, Jam, Clash, Who, Ben Folds Five, Ween, Wesely Willis, Jellyfish, SHy Nobleman, Bjork, Dukes Of Stratosphere, Sugarcubes, Elvis Costello, David Bowie, Radiohead, Beatles, Tori Amos, Depeche Mode, Echo and the Bunnymen, New Order, Billy Idol, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, The Rentals, Blondie, Curve, Gorillaz, Gary Numan, Joy Division, Iggy Pop, Morrissey, Pet Shop Boys, Kraftwerk, Leonard Cohen, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Tears for Fears, The Pretenders, The The, Guided By Voices, Ennio Morricone, Devo, etc.

Movies:

I'm rather fond of low/no budget live action, and vintage 80's anime. I also like that one where the one person does that impersonation of that one person who is stuck inside the body of that other person, then that crazy person does that whacky thing and they all end up in that one place with that gnarly dude.

Books:

Hesse, Salinger, Bukowski, you get the idea. I usually read in the flesh, but sometimes with tan khakis, or, on special occasions, a wool headress drenched in sparkling mineral water.

Heroes:

Beethoven

My Blog

Refry For Irma

They got my sorry ass out of bed, to the kitchen sink where I let loose the results of one last exercise in self-indulgence. Leeches, soul suckers, dirty snatches, all of them. Always whining and piss...
Posted by "HEY, YOU'RE THAT ONE GUY WHO..." on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MeinFukkenFlossin

Floss till you drop,floss that juicy gap between your first and big toes.Floss until the calcium leaches from your teeth, becoming a finely granulized slurry. Use the slurry to sand your fine woodwork...
Posted by "HEY, YOU'RE THAT ONE GUY WHO..." on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 09:15:00 PST

Soiled Redwood Curtain.

How does it feel to be trapped in a shitty little trash heap off the side of 101? How does it feel to know that anyone you fuck is sure to have fucked at least 1 of your friends? How does it feel to ...
Posted by "HEY, YOU'RE THAT ONE GUY WHO..." on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 09:04:00 PST

Doing your best...

...is not always good enough. I am well past the (hopefully) extended deadline, yet I cannot get these various chunks of music to stitch together properly. Normally it just flows right out, but this ...
Posted by "HEY, YOU'RE THAT ONE GUY WHO..." on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 11:17:00 PST

DEVOLUTION

Then: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEftTzuxVGo   Now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6vFGGGH0hI   ANY QUESTIONS?...
Posted by "HEY, YOU'RE THAT ONE GUY WHO..." on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 08:14:00 PST

day in, day out

tell me... where is the fire or at least a book of matches
Posted by "HEY, YOU'RE THAT ONE GUY WHO..." on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 02:13:00 PST

I LOVE EVERYONE, DAMMIT!

I LOVE THE WORLDAND EVERYONE/EVERYTHING IN ITAND EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS, OR COULD EXIST, OR COULD NOT EXISTI LOVE THE WHOLE ENCHILADA, INCLUDING NOTHING.I LOVE TO LOVE IT, I LOVE TO HATE IT, I LOVE TO...
Posted by "HEY, YOU'RE THAT ONE GUY WHO..." on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 04:28:00 PST

Involuntary Regurgitation

Ah, the things we spew for the ones we love. The rigorous program we slightly adhere to, in the hopes that someday we will look back and say "yes, I WAS a stickler for detail" For now, let's just...
Posted by "HEY, YOU'RE THAT ONE GUY WHO..." on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 07:47:00 PST

QUANTUM SEX

Theorizing that one could fuck himself within his own lifetime, Dr. Blam Lickett stepped into the Quantum Sex Dildosizer... and masturbated. He woke to find his dick ...
Posted by "HEY, YOU'RE THAT ONE GUY WHO..." on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 02:15:00 PST

spewing random sheet on the net, a questionable practice, part VI

Is this what it all comes to? Are we headed for the ultimate meeting of mind, machine, and marmalade? Jackie often asked him/herself if he could go through with it. The whole scenario was hy...
Posted by "HEY, YOU'RE THAT ONE GUY WHO..." on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST