The Tao of Dick

Joker here, and here's what I think. I think Vice President Dick Cheney should be given the pink-slip, and here's why: (Let's take it from the top, shall we?) We have James Carville. James Carville put a rapist into the White House and it looks like he’s getting ready to do it again. Now, Big-Liberal Commentator Carville is married to Big-Conservative Commentator Mary Matalin, and if you think long and hard and serious on the institution of marriage, along with conservative family values, you got to ask yourself, "How could a social Conservative like Mary Matalin be married to a man who would put a rapist in the White House?" And then you got to ask yourself, "Who would hire a woman married to a sleaze-bucket who could put a rapist in the White House?" Is the answer ‘A values conservative like Dick Cheney’? Ha ha ha. **** I think a circumstantial case can be made that Dick Cheney acts in ways undistinguishable from a saboteur, undermining the President every step of the way. Why do I say this? Who was his first Chief of Staff? A woman of weak integrity like Mary Matalin? She’s in bed with Carville; Carville is in bed with the Clintons; and God only knows what evil people the Clintons are in bed with. Is Dick Cheney on that list? **** Could Cheney have done any worse if the foul-ups were on purpose? Would a saboteur as a United States Vice-President hold a better position from which to do damage? And someone in this Administration would benefit from Sen. Clinton's ascension to the Presidency. How many guess do you want? **** Now I don’t particularly care whether The Vice President is a scoundrel or an incompetent - Dick Cheney cannot be trusted in totality. I'd fire him now. If this were private business, he'd have been gone a long time ago. **** Cheney, Matalin, Carville, Clinton. CMCC. Dick Cheney and Hillary Clinton are similar in style - the secret to their power is they squelch conversation about their behavior. **** And what to keep quiet about? That maybe Cheney and Hillary are cohorts, that they're joined at the hip? Would that explain politics as usual? Forget left versus right, conservative versus liberal, Republican versus Democrat. It's all Wall Street versus Main Street. That's really what's going on, and Hillary is as Wall Street as they come. Or is she? **** May all of Dick's and Hillary's supporters flee them. We’ll stay free.