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About Me

Im drunk when Im sober... I like to mismatch my clothes and eat food all day long, I never gain weight so I can get away with it! Lucky bitch huh?i love my dogs, they are my bitches! I like to give myself lots of attention, i gotta love me you know? Cant love anyone till you love yourself! Send my pics and video to your cell phone!
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My Interests

I would like to say that I always get what I want but I am never satisfied... although I am usually want things that i cant havea

I'd like to meet:

All the sexiest people in the world... the non-existant the perfect boyfriend... and the person who owns this jar... AND... The Nurse who gives me this....

Music:

Music is the heartbeat of the universe, if you sing me the right song i just may love you forever... I like so much music I dont know where to begin.... My favorite bands have gotta be the Grateful Dead and Ween... I like classic rock, Im totally down with Jam Bands, Some hip hop (not very much), Jungle, Drum n Bass *Sometimes* Psychedelic, Funk, Blues, Industrial, Metal, Rock, Reggae... pretty much everything.

Television:

If Mary Jane were a drink they would be:
1 parts evil 4 parts affectionate 4 parts crazy
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Books:

Books are really good for making my table a little more stable... I dont have patience to read books...

Heroes:

Snorty, I love him, but I never want to be like him, I am just very very very surprised that someone can actually be so ... surprising ... He's like a christmas presant that you cant unwrap. And of course... my mom. I love her, truly a badass. Other heroes... Spiderman

My Blog

Im gonna make jingles....

Cheese from the cottage, cheese in a string, cheese in so many forms, so many kinda things.... chhhhhhheeeeese, cheeeeeeeese, cheseeeeeee, cheeeeeese, CRACKERS CRACKERS CRACKERS!!!!!...
Posted by Mary Jane on Sun, 27 May 2007 09:30:00 PST

whoooooa buddy

anyone know anyone with a lot of money to help me pay my $500 phone bill??!
Posted by Mary Jane on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 05:43:00 PST

Thanks to all my buddies!!!!

Hey just want to say thank you to everyone who came to dv8 tonight to make some noise for me! you guys are badASS!!! and now i can buy a plane ticket to go home and see my family.... it really m...
Posted by Mary Jane on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:26:00 PST

If you are incontinent...

There was a bunch of people kickin it at my house tonight... no problems... everyone is having a good time... SOOOO... tell me why I came downstairs to find that some freakshow friend of my roommate h...
Posted by Mary Jane on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:07:00 PST

People are worse than dung beetles.

I am pretty sure most people... men especially... can eat shit. How much love can you possibly get without anything in return? Im over it. Can anyone give me lessons on hating everyo...
Posted by Mary Jane on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 04:05:00 PST

Sober once again

11:45am... almost bedtime :) Just walked with my dogs for an hour and a half, listened to a lot of dead. I really liked it, coolest thing... passed by a bus stop and there was a really pre...
Posted by Mary Jane on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 11:50:00 PST

12:45 chillllllen

Do you love your life? You should, I love mine
Posted by Mary Jane on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:46:00 PST

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You know to be honest with you, I dont think I have been entirely sober for quite some time now. Its much more interesting this way, its nice to wonder what the hell is going on sometimes... haha, I ...
Posted by Mary Jane on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 07:03:00 PST

Whoa whats going on?

Im a vampire... sometimes I have a hard time thinking about what i want to tell you
Posted by Mary Jane on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 04:23:00 PST