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Mikey Erwin...bitch! {HOB}

sending naked pictures of my self to priests since 2003

About Me

MyGen Profile Generatorim a very wild person. always on the edge of many things. adventure,decency, and sanity. I always believe that if there is no risk or danger in what I do, then it is not worth doing. may my journeys keep me entertained in life.

My Interests

blowing shit up with pinapple grenades, making suits of armor out of beer boxes, telling random strangers I love them, diet pepsi, mass destruction, and thunderdome two men enter one man leaves!

I'd like to meet:

Id like to meet anyone that is just straight up cool people, and don't mind getting pretty rowdy. I also want to meet hank the angry drunken dwarf

Music:

jimmy buffet, shootyz groove, mosdef, against me, fifth hour hero, less than jake, voodoo glo skulls, gwar I dont want to go in to deep on this

Movies:

anything with johnny toxic in it, just kiddin. haggard, boondock saints, blazing saddles, seven samuri, the wicker man, redneck zombies, raging bull,the nightmare on elm street collection, bubba ho-tep, army of darkness, I'm gonna get you sucka, pale rider, and an assload of movies that have already or will be remade in the next few months.

Television:

monster house

Books:

marxist reader, fastfood nation, hell's angels, fear and lothing in las vegas

Heroes:

I refer to me as my own personal hero, People don't need heroes if they are proud of themselves

My Blog

but this is Ohio. If you don't have a brewsky in your hand you might as well be wearing a dres

well well well. It has really been a while. I have reclused myself from society for a bit. Not in the harvard graduate that takes refuge in the mountains and mails expolsives to airline head quarters,...
Posted by Mikey Erwin...bitch! {HOB} on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:02:00 PST

Death is listening, and will take the first man who screams.

comic book movies have always been a hit or miss situation. either they have captivated there audience, and added even more status to their lengendary print prestigue. Or preceeded to make in to a coa...
Posted by Mikey Erwin...bitch! {HOB} on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:46:00 PST

im gonna stab your face off...with my dick

I have temperarly given up my armed conflict against all chinese resturaunts, for their collective neglect to my request to start smoking methamphetimines so that I can get chinese food at any time 24...
Posted by Mikey Erwin...bitch! {HOB} on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:44:00 PST

Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.

Today I was in safeway getting myself an early afternoon snack, and I gazed upon this child that disturbed me, cause this child looked that he had a familier disease called down syndrome, but kinda ve...
Posted by Mikey Erwin...bitch! {HOB} on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 05:12:00 PST

The next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitches ocular cavities.

I have been in portland for almost a month now, and the least I can say is that I have so many liberties to take advantage of here, that were taken away or never had in bremerton. First off in oregon...
Posted by Mikey Erwin...bitch! {HOB} on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 12:14:00 PST

Your suffering is over. Now you will find peace, for eternity

well the other day im hanging out with a couple of friends. and we were talking about this fun run that was gonna be in the manette area. note that we are at the manette partaking of tasty beverages. ...
Posted by Mikey Erwin...bitch! {HOB} on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 02:57:00 PST

You're looking at vengeance... cruel, devious, pure as venom... vengeance!

I went to the new bank today to grab some money for food to bbq. needless to say the architect that had built the fucking building must have been looking through tons  maze books, cause I got los...
Posted by Mikey Erwin...bitch! {HOB} on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 01:56:00 PST

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and the lamentation of the women

well today I decided to fiddle around with the my heritage look alike collage. what I got was very odd and dumb founding for me. For once I am quite at a loss for words. see with mine it is very odd....
Posted by Mikey Erwin...bitch! {HOB} on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 10:36:00 PST

My brother always said that drowing in beer would be like heaven

there is a concern that has been brought to my attention. I was watching entourage with my friend the other day, and jeremy piven pops up and my friend blabs out. I swear that he was going b...
Posted by Mikey Erwin...bitch! {HOB} on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 02:31:00 PST

what you think of as pain is only a shadow. pain has a face, allow me to show it to you.

ok first I sent you a nice letter. just requesting that you respect my wishes, and humor me with a simple task. a task that you that you have let fall to the backdrop without even a simple thought. th...
Posted by Mikey Erwin...bitch! {HOB} on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 01:11:00 PST