Sonya

My name is Sonya and Im Ukranian. I currently work in a coffee shop cutting carrot cake and serving coffee all day. We dont serve coffee to smelly men. I love practical jokes, especially playing them on my boyfriend Alan. He's a famous celebrity and he knows Bono form U2. I dont beleive in paying tax, tax is rubbish! My favourite place in the whole world is London. I buy Alan a lot of things when I go to London, things like a London Love Taxi and a Beefeater Bear which I got home on the bus. Alan didnt like it. I also like to make brave people laugh and indulge in some hygeinic snogging on the bonquet.