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Todd

Oh man if Tori Amos was here right now she would need so many hugs from me

About Me

I'm cold awesome. I enjoy loud music. I enjoy eating meat. I am good with computers, but the music I make and the music I primarily enjoy employs the use of old vintage amplifiers with vacuum tubes, and old guitars made of wood and magnets. I will make you laugh and probably shoot milk out of your nose. I am very easy going, but I can pretend that I give a damn if I feel like it.
I play guitar in this band: All Limbs Intact
I also play guitar in this band: Wind or Ghost
And finally I just started up a blog, so I'm one of those jerks. But it's not like everyone else's blog. It's got the F word in the URL.

My Interests

Rocking, being rocked, barbecueing, drinking, conversating, making up words like "conversating," watching the cubs, wild and passionate lovemaking.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with good taste in music. I get to define what that means, but you get to argue with me about it, so it all works out. Also, ninjas.
PS--I don't allow bands to try to add me as a friend because 1) all but 2 of the 5000 bands that have tried to add me totally suck balls so hard and 2) I get way too much email if I turn that on. If I want to be a friend of your band, I will seek you out. But I probably don't want to be a friend of your band because you probably suck and should just give up already.

Music:

Shiner, Hum, Sunny Day Real Estate, Jawbreaker, Jawbox, Burning Airlines, Explosions in the Sky, Juno, Yo La Tengo, Unwound, Shellac, Chavez, Lots of Classic Rock, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, uhhhh...

Movies:

Blue Velvet, Caddyshack, The Maltese Falcon, Anything written by Charlie Kaufman, pretty much any movie I've seen that was directed by Kubrick, Hitchcock, or Wes Anderson.

Television:

24, The Simpsons, The Sopranos, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, and I'm unavoidably transfixed for at least a few minutes by anything on cable with boobs.

Books:

Anything at all by Vonnegut, On the Road, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, 4 Seasons by Steven King (don't scoff, good stuff), I've read some good stuff by Chuck Pahlaniuk, and whatever's in my pile of books that I keep around to pretend I'm smart.

Heroes:

J Robbins, Allen Epley, Matt Talbot, Arlie Carstens, Kurt Vonnegut, Christopher Walken, Edward Norton, Johnny Depp, Matt Groening, Abraham Lincoln.

My Blog

Deep Thought, Part Deux

OK, not so flippant this time. I'm typing this via my high tech high speed wireless internet connection, thanks to the Holiday Inn of Rockford, IL, where I am currently staying on a business "trip....
Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Today's Deep Thought

Man, that's some messed up stuff going on in the Middle East.
Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Good Day

Ice Cube It Was A Good Day [Ice Cube] Break 'em off somethin [inhales] Shit.. [exhales] Yo.. Yo.. uhh.. [Verse One] Just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank God I don't know but today se...
Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Taco Bell Grande Soft Taco

Two thumbs up.  Way up.  ...
Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So...

So I'm walking down the street the other day, and I get STIGMATA!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!!?!?!?!?
Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I have become all that which I hate

...because I'm writing a blog. 1. The time of this post below is eastern daylight time. Fuck Florida. Can't wait to leave this hotel tomorrow. 2. I spent the last two weeks studying more t...
Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST