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hills

I find myself chocking on all my contradictions

About Me


Create Your Own!Malos ratos tengo pero malos gustos no…bueno unos dos por ay on the down low. I love (slight understatement) comedy shows, I can go to a show every night. I love them because it allows you to express your feelings and be open about your insecurities. I am a huge fan and I love performing too. I love laughing so hard I snort. I admire people who are passionate about something, anything, in life. I am down for a good time with out the need of drugs. I don’t care what you do so don’t try to tell me what to do. I trust you 100% until you lie to me then its over. I forgive but don’t forget…I’ve tried, it doesn’t work. I try to go to at least one concert a month and make it out to NY at least once a year. Noting compares to the November air in NY similar to the air here in Cali after the rain…those are my favorite days…today happens to be one of those days. It rained last night and I still feel the slight moisture in the air as the cool Santa Ana winds hit my face with its slight chill and the sky filled with beautiful Columbus clouds. I love trying new things. I am currently trying photography, I love taking pictures, random pictures are my favorite. I love turtles because they are cute and smelly. I am a true Gemini, I want to do everything comedy, face painting, scrap booking, cake decorating, massages, tour guide I can do it all if I dedicate sometime to it. If you say I can’t do it I will make sure I do it. I have an itch for adventure.....oh yea, I think I don’t like to drink too much anymore; it might be a phase so don’t worry. I’m worried. =/
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My Interests

I like Big butts and I can not lie, having fun, dancing, drinking, comedy shows, people who wear deodorant, the beach, shopping especially at thrift stores and target, my car, I like shoes...I buy a ton but always wear the same old pair, I like Family Guy, Connan O’, Bret ’The Hitman’ Hart, toilette seat covers, turtles, summer days, winter nights, hanging with my friends, chicken and rice, jack sour, there is a Simon & Garfunkel song that makes me cry every time I listen to it, my favorite song of all time has to be Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody or Snoops-Aint no Fun, I love getting post it notes, people who put smiley faces in their sentences....I can go on for days.HERE ARE MY SHOES @ THE BEACH
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Music:

I love love music! all kinds of music, love anything that can bring out my emotions. Right now Gwen is spinning in my car...I love her! other tunes in my ipod are , Enrique Iglesias, Sublime, Elefant, Fergie, Los Tigeres del Norte, Mana, Taylor Swift, My Chemical Romance, The Garden State Soundtrack, Simon & Garfunkel, Rock Kills Kid, Snoop, Nas, 2 Pac, Morrissey, Muse, The Kyle Cease comedy CD, Queen, Tobey Keith, I am sure there is more but I don't recall....Showtunes? yes I love show tunes! I love just love 80's music....Vertigos in L.A. is the best.I

Movies:

Lola La Trailera, Hemano Almada movies, Sean Penn movies.

Television:

dont watch too much TV but I love me some Lost

Books:

Maya Angelou

My Blog

Hilda Awards 2007

Hilda Awards 2007!1) DRINKING BUDDY OF THE YEAR? Carlos & Erika...from coast to coast2) LIFETIME SERVICE AWARD (longest friend)Ainet3) HIGH POINT OF THE YEAR? teaching my niece to say "Weeee"...
Posted by hills on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 03:30:00 PST

Kissing Haiku by me...Hildanator

Today I was thinking that when I was younger I used to like reading haikus, simple little poems that didn't even rhyme....so I just wrote one for you people   Kissing I love kissing fools Dr...
Posted by hills on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 05:56:00 PST

I <3 Sushi

However, who would have thought it would unleash so much rage and emulous feelings amongst us and the people 3 tables down. To be fair the rage did not begin until after the karaoke started&and sure...
Posted by hills on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 04:30:00 PST

Feeling Sexy...

Have you ever had a sexy day? and I mean when you just feel sexy from head to toe....and I am not talking about the sexy feeling you get after 3 shots of Jack D. no no it is a combitnation o...
Posted by hills on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:39:00 PST

Goodbye 2006!

Another great year is about to close its chapter.  2006 was such a great year. Sure as Snoop Dogg says there were many ups and downs smiles and frowns but hey that's life.  Boys came and wen...
Posted by hills on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 01:15:00 PST

Love is a lot like a Las Vegas Poker table....

&.there are way to many tables and you don't know what kind of dealer you are working with until you are already in the game.  There are also some people that don't like to play with a ...
Posted by hills on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 02:19:00 PST

I did it @ the Improv.....

Last night was amazing.  I was freaking out the first few minutes but after my set was done I had a blast.  From the minute the music started it was on I was there to have a good time and it...
Posted by hills on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 03:36:00 PST

Pool Parties!

I love pool parties.  I figure that the only thing I love more than getting together with people I love is getting together with people I love at a pool party. If there could be comedy shows in p...
Posted by hills on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 11:32:00 PST

I'm off to N.Y. Biatches!

I am so happy to be leaving, right now I feel like I really need to get away. I need to get away from superficiality....maybe my own. I sometimes feel like I am surrounded by so much bull shit that th...
Posted by hills on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 09:41:00 PST

Thank You Eli!.....

and I guess we should thank Mr. Manilow too....Sebastian is coming soon to a cubicle near all of you at Behr. His name was Lola, he was a fishy. With yellow scales in his hair, and a tail out to ther...
Posted by hills on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 05:11:00 PST