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Klownenfuhrer

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About Me

I am ze Klownenfuhrer. I am ze leader of ze Kanadian Kapitalist Klowns. Meine job is to defend ze Korporations of ze Fourth Reich from all zese whiney, lefty, activics. Ze Korporations take good care of you. Zey make ze environment nice und clean, und comfortable und convenient.Klownada is ze best place in ze whole wide world because everybody has ze same rights. We all have ze right to work, und work hard. We have ze right to drive ze car anywhere we want, anytime we want, und we have ze right to buy anything, from anywhere at anytime.You can learn more by watching our little video movies und make ze most out of all ze good consumer holidays.OK, Bye Bye,Happy Shopping everybody!KF Happy Easter Shopping!April 22 is Earth Day, watch out for zose whiney lefty activics complaining about ze corporations killing ze mutter earth.March 20 is ze fifth anniversary of the Bombing of Baghdad so we watch ze film from ze first anniversary.It's Valentine's time. Spread the love, that's what credit is for.Celebrate ze Patriarchy mit ze Happy Father's DayKlownen May 2-4, don't forget ze beer.Mutter's Day - It's Pay-Back Time!

My Interests

Shopping for imported goods, big cars, girls mit ze nice blondie blond hair, und conquering ze world.

I'd like to meet:

I like to meet people from all over ze world who like to go shopping.You can also look me up on ze Youtube.com/klownenfuhrer

Music:

I like all ze kinds of music zat zey play on ze commercial radio, (but not as much as I like ze commercials)

Movies:

I like ze scary movies about scary monsters who try to take away all your stuff.

Television:

Ze FOX tv has to be meine favourite. I like mostly ze commercials for ze big cars und also for ze fun und convenient single serving snacks for ze little kinder. Oh und ze swiffer is meine favourite because it's so easy to be clean und still be disposable, (which is good for ze economy)

Books:

I find reading gets in ze way of meine tv time.

Heroes:

Santa Klause, ze Rockefellers, ze Rotheschilds, Henry Ford, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, Margaret Thatcher, Stephen Harper, George Bush the first und ze second, und of course Mickey Mouse.