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Drackenstein

He's death won't cause you any good...And his living won't cause you any bad neither. I must want hi

About Me

I am a hired assassin... with a heart of gold. If you need someone whacked, dismembered, mangled or otherwise mutilated, for exorbitant amounts of untraceable cash, I'm your guy. So long as you don't mind me nursing your victim back to health and using the afore-mentioned cash to travel around the world looking for transplants to all the victims body parts that I've severed and/or destroyed by accident while trying to stylistically murder someone else... for cash.Street hardened, chain smoking police detectives who live life by their own rules and don't take any guff from their superiors need not apply.

P.S. props to Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4..

My Interests


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Computer Graphics, Whiskey, Skulls, Day of the dead stuff, Bones, Monsters, Decent people shouldn't live here they'd be happier somewhere else, Movies, films, Astro boy, Voltron 1, Books byAlan Moore, Books by Neil Gaiman, Books by Roger Zelazny, Halflife 1&2 (the only 2 American made games that truly show the narrative potential of the medium) Games desinged by Shigeru Miyamoto, Studio Ghibli films, Chinese cinema, Johnny To films, Wong Kar Wai films, the work of Paul Dini, things and stuff and stuff

I'd like to meet:

"I smoked fake weed with Peter Frampton which is almost as good as smoking real weed with a guy who looks like Peter Frampton"

A waitress walked up to Winston Churchill at a Pub and said "Sir you're drunk". To which Mr. Churchill replied "... and you'r ugly but in the morning I'll be sober".

A journalist once asked Ghandi what he thought of Western Civilization. He replied "I think it would be a very good idea".

Music:

Christian Death, Joy division, Johnny Cash, The Pixies, The Stranglers, X, The Fall, Mekons, Cult of the Psychic Fetus, The minibosses, Ryan8bit, Dalis Car (because they sucked), The Birthday party, Spottiswood and his enemies, Roki Erickson, Richard Hell, London After Midnight, The Misfits, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, March Violets, Bomb Party, X-Ray Specs, Virgin Prunes, Nick Cave (mostly with the Bad seeds), Siouxsie, Theater of Hate, Bad Brains, The Cramps, and stuff and junk and stuff

Movies:

Anything by James Whale, The Dark Crystal, Bros. Quay films, The rules of the game, The Goldrush, Anything starring Gong Li (Drool), Oldboy, Fulltime killer, Anything by Takashi Miike, Hong Kong 1941, Mean Streets

Television:

Justice League, Teen Titans, Batman TAS, Superman TAS, The Screensavers (pre g4/techtv) Call for help 2.0, Megas XLR, LOST

Books:

Anything by Roger Zelazny, Fahrenheit 451, Time out of joint, Do androids dream of electic sheep, On the road, The phantom of the opera, American Gods, Neverwhere, Stardust, Sin City, Watchmen, Eaters of the dead, The Hobbit, Fight Club, Siddhartha, Dune, Journals of Alan Ginsberg, The Screwtape letters, Please kill me, More than I can think of right now...

Heroes:

Tuna with Munster cheese and pickles on the side please

My Blog

Another Poem

This was last weeks assignment. A villanelle about a movie monster or villain. I got the format wrong because I got some misinformation off of the internet about the structure (the middle lines are s...
Posted by Drackenstein on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I wrote this two weeks ago for poetry class

The assignment was: write a poem about a celebrity or person of note in the public eye that incorporates factual, biographical elements about that person as well as fictious elements. There was a maxi...
Posted by Drackenstein on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Carmack

So my interview with John Carmack went very well. So well infact that I'm still in shock over it. I was scheduled to a have a 1/2 hr. conference with him but we ran over and the interview ended at a w...
Posted by Drackenstein on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The return of Dr. Drackenstein

I'm back from New Orleans and have posted some new pics. Go seem em. I'll update with the link to the rest laterz. Now I needs me some Vodka.
Posted by Drackenstein on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

blegh

I'm not feeling all that well. My head hurts, I'm dizzy, and my stomach is upset. I thought maybe I had had too much caffine at lunch but now I suspect its something else. Maybe bad sushi. I hope I st...
Posted by Drackenstein on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The second coming of Mr. Frank

When will Sean get back to me about the comic?! I need an illustrator who isn't interested in drawing crap that harkens back to the crash of the comics market back in 97...-ish. I need somebody who wi...
Posted by Drackenstein on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fuck

I'd fuck most of you with an aligator penis if I had an aligator penis and you deserved it!!!!
Posted by Drackenstein on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Done

3 hours at the DMV 1.5 of which was spent standing on line. But, now its done. I have my temp ID in my pocket and my real one is coming in 2 weeks. Hooray for me!
Posted by Drackenstein on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happy VD-Day

Friendships are ending and there's nothing to do about it. People will be moving back home, but i'll be here in NY the land of excitement. The sadistic part of me (which is larger than I let on) can't...
Posted by Drackenstein on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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I am not Siddhartha. I am not as good as him, as seeking as him, as individual as him. I am not as young as him or as willing to suffer as him nor as willing to evolve beyond myself and arrive back in...
Posted by Drackenstein on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST