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About Me

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My Interests

Movies and books and television and writing and chess and yo mama and stuff.

I'd like to meet:

People of the very best character, voracious readers and lovers of art.

Music:

I like just about everything, really. Doesn't matter - unless I'm trying to sleep. Then, it's classical or smooth jazz.

Movies:

All of them. I don't care what I'm looking at as long as it's a movie. People can be having sex, blowing shit up, crying like emo kids - I don't care. Bring it on!

Television:

See above. But my faves are 24, American Idol, Boston Legal, My Name Is Earl and baseball.

Books:

Any book I can get my hands on. Right now, I'm reading Angela's Ashes, the Idiot's Guide to the American Government and Lindy's Baseball Scouting Report 2007
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About You...
Age 34
Birthplace New Jersey
Current Location Looking through your bedroom window.
Hair Color Hair?
Eye Color Dark Brown
Height Shorter than many guys, taller than most chicks.
Heritage Golden Brown
Your fears An 8ft tall tree monster with a machine gun.
Your weakness That fear. And pretty smiles. On women, that is...
Goal for today Get super high on caffeine
Goal for this year Change careers, stay high on caffeine.
Lifetime goal Sit on the House of Representatives.
When do you want to get married? Slow down.
and to whom? You don..'t know her. But she..'s hot, trust me.
Ever been in love? Still am bitch!! (oooh! ya NEVER saw that coming!)
Currently in love? see above, BITCH! (okay, i..'ll stop now.)
Do you think you are attractive? I..'m hot, yes.
Your best physical feature My eyes, from what they tell me.
Have you ever...
eaten Sushi... All the time.
gone skinny dipping... Nah, that..'s overrated. And freak shit.
been beaten up... That..'s why I stay away from armed tree people.
wanted to kill someone... Yeah, but I got over it.
gone a week without MySpace... yeah....*hand shakes*
gone a week without TV... Screw you, man. I like my teevs.
Who's the last person to...
kiss you... You don..'t KNOW HER, okay?!?!?
say hi to you... I don..'t remember.
talk to you... God...so nosey.
What's the last...
Time you cried? That..'s a secret.
Book you've read? I read daily. Could be anything, knowing me.
Store you've been in? I hit the tea house every day.
Can you...
Dance? Sure can. Won a competition once too. I..'m skilt.
Speak a differenty language? A little bit of different kinds, not enough of just one.
Cook? I..'m a kickass cook. Mad skillz.
Write w/ both hands? Now what would be so urgent that I..'d need to do that?
Whistle? Anything but .."Dixie..."
Finish the line...
If I had a... ten people kicking my ass,
I would offer them a shitload of cash,
So I can get the hell out of there fast!
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