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EL Santo Gordo

We'll get him, especially for that purple monkey dishwasher remark.

About Me

I am a married writer & artist in Texas. I am not here for flakiness but to find some clients for my art, which I will be scanning & showcasing very very soon. I am tired of trying the run-around for a degree so I am going to do something (hopefully) beneficial to my life and to the dogs of this world. Please don't take offense cat-people, but I am allergic to them so it makes the day hard to cuddle with something that gives you hives... Myspace Layout Generator-Layoutgen.com
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My Interests

Art, music, writing, poetry, my church... and my wife & dogs.
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I'd like to meet:

Other artist, writers, comic and movie geeks, and people who think that their dog or cat (or whatever you have in your home) is a part of your family. I have my family and they'll know how to contact me. You can do just Add or Instand Message me if I'm on-line. I am looking to build an audience for my up-coming art & stories. The genesis of it all begins with my blogs and memories of my dogs, Picasso & Georgia. I am also adding people who have dogs or cats (or some animal in their profile) so if you get a note from me I am not a weirdo. Just a artist!

Music:

All old or bad so let's not... well, okay. Journey, Styx, Scorpions, Sting and the usual left-overs from the vibrant, decadent '80's! Even seen them in concert!Bring down The WALL! I want some MORE Journey music! Let me have "I'll be Alright Without You" or "The Girl Can't Help It".Then there's music lite... still fun, but I also am at the age where I can admit that I LOVE this music, and need to find it on CD...including Jamiroquai and STING! WHO Doesn't love the big fuzzy hat? Woo-Hoo! And I remember wearing the same sweater for dates during the '80's.

Movies:

The Transporter, The Rock, Con Air, Walking Tall (with the Rock, not the Sean Connery movie) Superfly, the original Walking Tall, Blue Thunder.And anything with a martial arts theme behind it, especially by Bruce Lee & Chuck Norris, and campy flicks from the 60's & 70's.And the list goes on and on and on... and they're chessy or silly or bad!

Television:

Heroes on NBC - catch it! After all, who doesn't think about being a hero sometimes? Of course, on the flipside of things look for a blog by Steve the Firefighter. It really puts into perspective just 'what' a hero is and isn't. Follow the link to tell you more about it on the NBC website listed below.http://www.nbc.com/Heroes/

Books:

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Heroes:

My dad and mom, my wife, my dogs, my siblings and my dearest closest friends not yet on myspace.com. With all their support they keep me alive and happy and invigorated.

My Blog

If I Could Change The World

CHANGE THE WORLD (Eric Clapton) If I can reach the stars, Pull one down for you, Shine it on my heart So you could see the truth: That this love I have inside Is everything it seems. But for now I f...
Posted by El Santo Gordo on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:43:00 PST

283 - Woo-Hoo!

Since the year began I have steadily losing weight, not on any particular plan, but just by walking Georgia and making some changes in my routine.  I am down to 283 pounds and still dropping.&nbs...
Posted by El Santo Gordo on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 10:04:00 PST

2 Mexicans, 2 Guns, a Flashlight and a Chihuahua

I love dogs but hate my family. Wait ... my wife corrected me. I love dogs but hate my in-law's. (And for those of you contemplating marriage, this is a warning tale.) It's almost 11:00 p.m. and we h...
Posted by El Santo Gordo on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:10:00 PST

Rest In Peace - Captain America

Captain America Killed Off in Latest Comic - Wednesday, March 07, 2007By Sara Bonisteel Marvel Entertainment - Captain America's final moments. NEW YORK   One of America's most patriotic su...
Posted by El Santo Gordo on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 06:43:00 PST

Dancing in the Moonlight

Our Lock-In last week was a major success.  This is how I feel ... Footprints With A Twist Imagine you and the Lord Jesus walking down the road together.For much of the way, the Lord's footprint...
Posted by El Santo Gordo on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 07:05:00 PST

Currently I Weigh ...

Okay Dear Readers, I just weighed myself this week, and with walking Georgia twice a day I have come down to: 285.5 lbs! I am thrilled! As Anna & I were cleaning out our storage spot we found some...
Posted by El Santo Gordo on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 01:17:00 PST

Georgia's Story

Georgia's Story - Unloved versus Unwanted It's February 10, 2007 and I am trying to do something good for someone else, or actually, something else. I am hoping that I can find a home for a small pupp...
Posted by El Santo Gordo on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 10:32:00 PST

Supposedly This Is Me

February 06, 2007 Idealists, as a temperament, are passionately concerned with personal growth and development. Idealists strive to discover who they are and how they can become their best possible...
Posted by El Santo Gordo on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:37:00 PST

Damnit!

Somone HACKED me!  I am upset!  I should say pissed and be swearing but I would rather harm someone with a simple touch then to gripe and complain.  So I am venting NOW! I shall pray th...
Posted by El Santo Gordo on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:44:00 PST

American Idle

It is Wednesday January 17, 2006, and the city of San Antonio has been contained in a icicle between frozen tundra and icy wasteland. I think we felt like the remains of creatures found in caves or d...
Posted by El Santo Gordo on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:41:00 PST