Jack Slater

You want to be a Farmer? Here's a couple of Acres!

About Me

Yeah my name is Jack Slater and I'm a Cop from California. I'm a big badass, no-one messes with me. If dey miss with me, you know they'd be making a BIG MISTAKE...

I have a beautiful daughter, called Whitney. She's not like normal girls. On prom night she stayed home and field stripped an AK-47.

Since I divorced my ex-wife, I like to hangout at da video store and chat up hot chicks.

I love Mozart and I HATE drug dealers, henchmen, and movie villains.

My son was killed by Da Ripper... but I finished him off. No sequel for HIM!

My Interests

Killing drug dealers and evil henchmen, smoking cigars, rearranging my sock drawer, listening to Mozart.

I'd like to meet:

Da famous comedian, Arnold Braunshweiger. Well, I already have met him, but I'd just like to stare at his good looking face all day long.

Music:

AC/DC - Big Gun

Movies:

Terminator 2 - Stallone is so awesome, he is FANTASTIC!!

Television:

I don't watch dat crap

Books:

All da material I read is criminal's death warrants!

Heroes:

Mozart