John Matrix

My name is John Matrix. I'm a former special operations officer for the military... a "commando" if you will. I've done many great things all over the world in the name of freedom and I thought once I put my 20 years in I could retire to the woods with my wonderful daughter, Jenny. Here's a pic (isn't she adorable?):

We had a great time building the log cabin together. There were so many great musical montages I couldn't possibly recount them all. Anyway, a bunch of my old military buddies burned down my house and then kidnapped Jenny and took her somewhere. I only have 24 hours to find her or they're going to kill her. Aiding me is a hysterical woman that I met at the airport. I'm not sure what her name is, but she seems nice. She mentioned something about her father being Cheech Marin or something.

The man who masterminded the kidnapping is a sick bastard named Bennett. I know he is sick because he used to be in my unit. Back in the old days, Bennett used his sadistic side to kill Vietnamese women and children and decimate entire villages in El Salvador, but now he's finally gone crazy. Look at this pic from Cook's bachelor party and you'll see what I mean. He's out of control!

Anything you can do to help me find Jenny will be much appreciated. I don't have a cell phone or a fixed address so if you need to know where I am you'll have to wait for my signal. I'm not sure what the signal is right now, but I can tell you that it'll be when all hell breaks loose!