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Knathan the Knight
Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that you killed my father, now prepare to die.
Blog Highlites
August 13th, 2007: Foot in Mouth Disease : Tangent about the right and wrong things coming out of mouths.
April 14th, 2007: How to Hide Your Ninja Lifestyle From Your Co-Workers : Recent negative portrayals in the American media have led to an unprecedented backlash in this country against your average, everyday 9-to-5 ninja. As a result, many of us hardworking ninjas have been forced to go underground, hiding our heritage, our training and our very ways of life. If you find yourself in this position, here are a few helpful tips that will aid you in hiding the fact that you are a master of the black arts from your co-workers.
April 7th, 2007: Popcorn : Another tangent. At the time it seemed natural to go from talking about microwave preset timers to the poor design of Flintstone cars. That just goes to show that coffee is a drug and it be used with restraint.
March 10th, 2007: If I had a time machine... : Going weeks without my meds produced this manifesto about insider trading in cold cereal company stocks and how to correct alien invasions of the gentlefolk of Kansas circa 1960.
March 10th, 2007: Strange conversation that happened to a friend... : This is blog from another blog from a MySpace friend of mine. I die laughing every time I read this!
January 29th, 2007: If I were a monster... : My poem to the world of how I would use one of three of my wishes for the benefit of mankind. Because I'm generous like that.
January 7th, 2007: God of Snow : Ah, the life of a Snow God. A great life full of gratitude and praise, eventually only to be ruined by the Sun God. I think the pain of the Snow God could be best explained by the words of Mr. Jenkins, the villainous carnival owner from Scooby Doo, when he said, "I would have gotten away with it, too, were it not for the meddling Sun God!".
November 28th, 2006: More Thoughts on Pac-Man : Ah, the enigmatic creature that has come to be fondly known as Pac-Man. After much scientific research, I released some of my notes here in this blog. These are the notes that the U.N. doesn't want the public to see.
November 16th, 2006: If taking over the world were easy, everyone would be doing it... : Global genocide, world-wide enslavement, black market sales to intergalactic governments? Man, I never realized how dangerous I am.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Celebrities:
I love "celebrities" who do what they love, enjoy it, and make it their lives goal to be the best at it. They aren't just another actor or another artist - they are a quiet revolutionist, positively shaping the world with their instinctive actions and words.

Stan Lee : The single most influential creator in all of comic books. The father to such heroes and villains as the X-Men, The Avengers, The Fantastic Four, The Incredible Hulk, Iron Man, Spider-Man, Magneto, Daredevil, and most importantly... Doctor Doom.

Chuck Norris : A man who has accomplished so many astounding feats, both in fictitious movies and in real life, that he is parodied on the internet by "Chuck Norris Facts", such as his personal favorite being: "They once tried to carve Chuck Norris' face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard."
Christian Bale : An accomplished actor who, incredible good looks and charm aside, has demonstrated a tenacious willpower in his preparation and acting for his roles, such the intense exercise and dietary regimen for his role of Patrick Bateman in the film, American Psycho, and also for the diet and training to obtain the skeletal body for the twisted psychological thriller, The Machinist, in his role of guilt-stricken Trevor Reznik.
Strangers:
I'll befriend most anyone as I have a bad habit of finding something I like in everyone. But to quickly gain my respect, I dig people who make the effort to stand out and be their own self. I'm so tired of people who are too nice and aren't willing to say what they feel because good manners dictate their lives. Now, I'm not saying these people shouldn't be without tact. It's just that some days I feel like there are only so many types of people out there and that we're all mass produced to fit that role. It's refreshing to see anyone who doesn't stringently stick to one. Take your life seriously and enjoy it!
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Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos

Taken from Mister Kitty.org:We continue CHUCK NORRIS WEEK here at Mister Kitty with an in-depth look at Marvel's CHUCK NORRIS KARATE KOMMANDOS comic, which lasted for 4 whole issues back in 1987 and w...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Mar 2009 02:32:00 GMT

Don't Pray for Me?

This is kind of a strange story. I met this lady from playing one of these MySpace app games. Sometimes I'll get bored and go read someone's page, write comments on their photos, etc. Usually the pers...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:19:00 GMT

You think English is easy?!

    Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 12:52:00 GMT

Obama Frustrated by Staff's Confusion Over Conan References

WASHINGTONPresident Barack Obama expressed frustration Wednesday after members of his cabinet failed to recognize his allusion to the 24th issue of the comic series Savage Sword Of Conan during their...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 10:13:00 GMT

Brolin Indicates Goonies 2 Unlikely

http://www.reelzchannel.com/movie-news/781/brolin-..."Where does he get his information?" Josh Brolin asked ReelzChannel when told about Sean Astin's recent comments on a Goonies sequel calling it an ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 11:51:00 GMT

Close Call!

Look at the picture above and you can see where this driver broke through the guardrail, on the right side of the culvert, where the people are standing on the road, pointing. The pick-up was travelin...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 18:42:00 GMT

Mass Produced Sites for the Masses

MySpace! Facebook! Twitter! Plurk!I know it's good business that if one thing is trendy, to duplicate it with a twist, but really... I wish there was just ONE social website. Sometimes I don't want op...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:02:00 GMT

Monteray - Meeting Bale & Saving Birds

It's been a hard couple of weeks lately as things have been busier than ever at work. I don't know how much of that business can be attributed to our trio being brought to a duo as our man, Chris, wen...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 04:00:00 GMT

Camping Trip

For those of you who heard me talk of doing it for months and months, we finally did it! We went camping. It was the girls first camping trip and Susan I's second together. My Mom came ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 00:28:00 GMT

Bicycle "handcuffs" for flexible bike-locking

Posted by Cory Doctorow, March 3, 2008 7:51 AM | permalink These "bicycle handcuffs" look like a pretty good solution to a lot of bike-locking problems (though they woul...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 14:02:00 GMT