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Monkey Swift

I am Christwhip

About Me

I am a shoe salesman from Heaven. i have a simple life. My mum is called mary and was raped by God (My Dad). I dont see my Dad much because of how busy he is. an thats about it.
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My Interests

knittin, golf, crisps, squash, collecting spoons, salad fingers. Stalking famous people. Being Stalked!

I'd like to meet:

Gwen stefani or jo guest or both
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General
Name Christ
Age 2005
Birthday 25 December 0000
Hometown Bethlehem
Where you live Home
Eye Color Greenish
Hair Color Ginger/Aurben/brown
Height 5 ft 11
Weight 11st 6
Righty or Lefty Southpaw
Inny or Outty in
Ethnicity White
Worst Fear Sudden loss of blood
Weakness Women
Strengths Makeing money
Goals To own a lamborguni when im 33
Favorite's
Soda Cream
Food Steak or curry or thai
Car Lamborguini
Actor/actress Helena Bonham Carter
Music Artist or Band Gwen Stefani
Animal Goose
Color Black
Song Tiny Salmons
Movie Fight Club
TV show Red Dwarf
Holiday Jamaica
Subject in school Science
Resturant/Fast Food KFC
Pizza Topping Tropicana
Book Talisman - Stephen King
Thing in your room Bed
This or That?
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Rock or Pop Pop
Pizza or Hotdog Hotdog
Ketchup or Mustard Both
Apple or Orange Apple
Computer or TV Computer
Pencil or Pen Pencil
Color or Black and White Black
Skating or Biking Skating
Beach or Mountains Beach
Naughty or Nice Naughty Boy
Bright or Dark Bright
Night or Day Night
Late night or Early morning Late Night
Have you's?
Been in love Yes
Smoke Yes
Drank Yes
Been on TV Sort of
Been in the News paper Yes
Do you's?
smoke Yes
drink Yes
play an instrument Yes
think you're attractive Yes
have a crush on someone Yes
think someone has a crush on you Yes
have a best friend Yes
draw on yourself Yes
have a cell phone MOBILE!!! and yes 2
find yourself bored a lot No
have a myspace Yes
have AIM ???
have MSN Yes
have a girlfriend/boyfriend No
For a Guy/Girl
Hair Any
Eyes Yes please
Height Yes, it helps
Weight That helps as well
Style Not a ho'
Random stuff
Do you have piercings No
Do you have tattoos No
How many CD's do you own 20
Are you popular I'm Mr Smooth....so, yes
Have you ever broken the law Yes
Have you ever been arrested No
Are you tired of this survey No
Did you like it Yes
Are you done No
Ok your done!
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Music:

anything good

Movies:

fight club, t2, tank girl, top secret, drop dead fred,

Books:

IT

Heroes:

superman, spiderman,danger mouse, the poddington peas, banana man GWEN STEFANI, GOD almighty

My Blog

THE FINAL HOURS

i have sand in my shoes and beer on my breath and a head full of weed. and im in california. its about 5 oclock (ca time) yara came home and i was playing shenmu 2. she said should we go to a be...
Posted by Monkey Swift on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:35:00 PST