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Perfect Hannah

King of Girls!

About Me


Things happen to me. But more often than not, I happen to things.

PS:

Here's some noisy stuff I do with my friends...

Here's some more songs I wrote for you. Oh, and here's some more . Yeah, and here's even more . Don't get mad. I love you.

You can also go here and see the parts of my brain that keep falling out:

My Interests

Dirty looks, hiking down my miniskirt, dick jokes, flirting with your dad, rock n' roll - soul - and other popular musical formulas, Halakha, mathematical theory, shotgunning beer, robots, day dreams, sleep flatulence, amateur cryptology, flick knives, the philosophical ramifications of my shallow collectibles, doodling, tiny technologies, pilpul, my guitar, my drums, my books, my records, and pretty much everything else, everywhere, all the time, forever!

I'd like to meet:



People who value their shit.

Music:

slsk = PerfectHannah

Movies:

I really, really hated Borat.

Television:

Freaks & Geeks, The Prisoner, Firefly, Twin Peaks, The Simpsons, Quantum Leap, the usual "I don't really watch TV but I remember when TV show DVDs started coming out when I smoked pot in high school" kinda shit. Heroes, as streamed from NBC.com. Cartoons whenever I'm somewhere with awesome cable cartoon channels. Really, I can sit through anything but Lost.

Books:

All the standards of pretentious literature. Non-fiction on topics I know nothing about. Math books. Comic books. Science fiction. The usual hopeless, hopeless geek fare.

Heroes:

Maybelle Carter.
Bell Hooks.
Herostratus.
Batman.
Eugene Mirman.

My Blog

Does deep speculation REALLY require a speculum?

TONIGHT AT THE PEACOCK ROOM Paradise will sacrifice our drummer live on stage for tips. Proceeds will be donated towards an anonymous but worthy charity asking for a total of $700 Billion.SuperAIDS w...
Posted by Perfect Hannah on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 01:31:00 PST

Some Kinda Love Story

A little piece of story:***************************************************n. par"a"bi"o"sis: (pr'Y-b+-M's-s) 1. The natural or surgical union of anatomical parts of two organisms, usually i...
Posted by Perfect Hannah on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 02:38:00 PST

Banannas Patrick Harris

I hope I'm not the only one that snickered at the end of Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog when Neil Patrick Harris sang "to make the whole world kneeeeeeeeeel..."Y'know, cuz his name is Neal. ...
Posted by Perfect Hannah on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 03:41:00 PST

Little Insects videos

The show at BackBooth last night was so much fun! Even if no one sang the backups we'd been working on or took any curtsies. Also, please note that Caeley wasn't nervous, she was excited. I would have...
Posted by Perfect Hannah on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 02:09:00 PST

I think it’s sweet...

This, that is.
Posted by Perfect Hannah on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:44:00 PST

Lucky People

You are all a bunch of lucky fuckers. You know that? You have it all. Access to fried foods and clothes that aren't like too embarrassing or whatever; pretty rad roommates, friends that'll tell you th...
Posted by Perfect Hannah on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 04:48:00 PST

What I do instead of sleep: 28,364,781

I make motivational posters....
Posted by Perfect Hannah on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 02:14:00 PST

Please don’t kill yourself (until after this show)

Almost every night--every night, for some of you--you drink or play video games till your thumbs go numb or choke on smokables while staring at reality TV just trying to restore a dollop of the joie d...
Posted by Perfect Hannah on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 01:23:00 PST

Umbrella Academy

  For those of you that don't know, The Umbrella Academy: Apocalypse Suite is the first complete run of a comic book written by Gerard Way (of My Chemical Romance) and illustrated by Gabriel Ba.I...
Posted by Perfect Hannah on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 09:20:00 PST

Hanna Seeks Gustav for Gale-Force Sex

Oh my gawp, I love Craigslist. It used to keep me entertained when I wasn't a hobo and had to spend hours daily working. Now, it's going to help me find the second component for what I can only imagin...
Posted by Perfect Hannah on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 02:10:00 PST